Smothered, Covered, Diced, Chunked, and Collarded Eatin' Section

[12 piece bucket]

OK boys (and girls) I'm startin' this thread to teach y'all about good eatin' habits and the food groups (pig, cow, chicken carcass and samich).

This is where you get to test drive that Betty Crocker Oven thingie in your shack.

I'll start out with a few simple ones and then well go at it Julia Childs Style (pour some of your PBR out on the curb RIP JC in da house!).

Y'all can add some of your fave's and I'll provide necessary adjustment and constructive feedback.

Disclaimer: I will not be liable for the integrity of your bowl movments. These have been tested by me and my super-human stomach of iron. But those with lesser fortitudes . . . partake at your own risk.

[12 piece bucket]

This is a southern classic . . . Quick Easy and Yummy for your Tummy.

Healthy Snack while you navagate your Vega

Stop at any gas station. The best for your requirements are ones that have a bathroom outside with a key on a string or chain, attached to a big piece wood (also good for practicing your Flying Wedges).

1. Purchase a sodee (soda, coke, soft drink, carbonated beverage). If you really want to get the full effect you need something like Grap Soda, Sunkist, or something fruity.

2. Get a pack of peanuts (typically 2 fo a dolla Holla!).

3. Start the car. Crank the stereo.

4. Open Sodee.

5. Pour the peanutz in the sodee . . . DO IT DAMN IT!!!!

6. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Do not be a doo doo head and choke yourself trying to keep the stuff off your shirt. This will give your shirt character. People will admire and respect this stained badge of broadened culinary horizons.

[hcw]

OK boys (and girls) I'm startin' this thread to teach y'all about good eatin' habits and the food groups (pig, cow, chicken carcass and samich).

This is where you get to test drive that Betty Crocker Oven thingie in your shack.

I'll start out with a few simple ones and then well go at it Julia Childs Style (pour some of your PBR out on the curb RIP JC in da house!).

Y'all can add some of your fave's and I'll provide necessary adjustment and constructive feedback.

Disclaimer: I will not be liable for the integrity of your bowl movments. These have been tested by me and my super-human stomach of iron. But those with lesser fortitudes . . . partake at your own risk.

this is all ya'll need to know:

http://bullocksbbq.com/_wsn/page5.html

...just go fer Family Style and add sweet tea and nanner puddin...they have a BIG ol' industrial scale in the foyay, so u kin see how much you dun et...bucket, i know you had to patronized this place!

-hcw

[12 piece bucket]

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[ThinkingPlus]

This is a southern classic . . . Quick Easy and Yummy for your Tummy.

Healthy Snack while you navagate your Vega

Stop at any gas station. The best for your requirements are ones that have a bathroom outside with a key on a string or chain, attached to a big piece wood (also good for practicing your Flying Wedges).

1. Purchase a sodee (soda, coke, soft drink, carbonated beverage). If you really want to get the full effect you need something like Grap Soda, Sunkist, or something fruity.

2. Get a pack of peanuts (typically 2 fo a dolla Holla!).

3. Start the car. Crank the stereo.

4. Open Sodee.

5. Pour the peanutz in the sodee . . . DO IT DAMN IT!!!!

6. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Do not be a doo doo head and choke yourself trying to keep the stuff off your shirt. This will give your shirt character. People will admire and respect this stained badge of broadened culinary horizons.

Do you prefer Classic Coke, DP, or Big Red as your soda of choice? The diet concious can kid themselves with a DC or DDP. Big Red must be taken full strength!

[12 piece bucket]

Do you prefer Classic Coke, DP, or Big Red as your soda of choice? The diet concious can kid themselves with a DC or DDP. Big Red must be taken full strength!

Not sure about Big Red? We got Cheerwine down here. Best soda EVER MADE. I dated a chick they use to call "Big Red." Didn't work out.

Any kind of grape soda is the perfect peanut submersion solution. I'm sure Big Red will do awight.

[ThinkingPlus]

Not sure about Big Red? We got Cheerwine down here. Best soda EVER MADE. I dated a chick they use to call "Big Red." Didn't work out.

Any kind of grape soda is the perfect peanut submersion solution. I'm sure Big Red will do awight.

Sorry, I forgot that Big Red is a Texas thing. It is basically a cross between strawberry soda and bubble gum. Tasty over Blue Bell vanilla ice cream (pink float) as well as peanuts! I will have to check out Cheerwine if I happen wander my way to the Carolinas some day.

[rchang72]

this is all ya'll need to know:

http://bullocksbbq.com/_wsn/page5.html

...just go fer Family Style and add sweet tea and nanner puddin...they have a BIG ol' industrial scale in the foyay, so u kin see how much you dun et...bucket, i know you had to patronized this place!

-hcw

Oh My GOD! Family sytle all the way! And Cheerwine! Can't get either good BBQ or Cheerwine in Ohio. (This is what comes from going to that school in Durham)

Another restaurant that I miss is Bojangles (sorry Colonel, much better than KFC)

[Bagger Lance]

I'm the only dude in my family that has done a comprehensive study on my "roots".

My genes landed in N.C. in the late 1700's. They hung out in west N.C. for a long time.

I'm a 4th generation Oregonian and have been living in Texas for a dozen years, but now I'm git'in crave'ns. Done BBQ steer about as many way's as it can be done. Texmex is backup here. This N.C. stuff sounds dern good!!!

Bagger

[12 piece bucket]

Oh My GOD! Family sytle all the way! And Cheerwine! Can't get either good BBQ or Cheerwine in Ohio. (This is what comes from going to that school in Durham)

Another restaurant that I miss is Bojangles (sorry Colonel, much better than KFC)

Sir. Do not be mistaken. The Colonel moniker was affectional given to me by Yoda aka Collards aka Mr. Green Jeans aka Lynn "the Truth" Blake. I think that you have certainly been misguided or misled whether knowingly or unknowingly that I favor Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC as you say over Bojangles. I sir am a self-proclaimed, self-educated aficionado of fried chicken and "fixin'z". I am very much aware that Bojangles is preferable to "KFC." I think my "Colonel" handle has a better ring to it than "Mr. Bojangles." "Mr. Bojangles" would conjure up images of a Mr. Rogers gone wrong . . . very wrong.

I sir am most particular about the image I wish to convey. I have spent years cultivating the marginally retarded mouth breathing chicken grease persona that I have developed. I will not have it ruined by sophistry.

I hope this clears up any questions or concerns that you may have in regards "Colonel" or Bucket. I will NOT speak on this subject again.

Sincerely

Bucket.

PS. I hope the "school in Durham" you mentioned is North Carolina Central University, The School of Science and Math or Durham Tech. If not, DUCK FOOK. Thank you.