My Kid !!... So frustrating i wanna strangle her for not learn golf

[nuke99]

I tried to teach one year 2months old the flying wedges but she all she wants to hold the clubs and chase around the ball ARRRGGHH

somebody teach me how to teach this kid new tricks !!





I feel like slapping her ! tight across the face !! arrrgh.. Her videos running around ... chasing ball? See she doesn't listen!

Her video version of Her flying wedge .. arggghh.. why don't u see it?

http://www.zippyvideos.com/181829509...eo_120306_002/
http://www.zippyvideos.com/268709819...eo_120306_003/ (btw thats my household maid , not my wife )

I want her to be a golfing Stud , better than michelle wie so she earn millions dollars and i dont have to work

I WONT FEED HER . if she dont learn the flying wedge by supper !!

SOMEONE HELEEEEPPEPPEPE!!

Can i send her to Lynn or Ted for lessons? Discount please??

( Edit : hey , i am merely kidding, don't report me to the child abuse authority ok ...I realised some peep might take it too seriously, its just for laugh)

[birdie_man]

Haha....she needs a swift kick in the ass.

[drewitgolf]

Too many other toys in the room!

No glove!

No Foot Joys!

No visor!

The floor does not have the correct "stimped" speed!

Her caddy is just laying arround on the couch doing nothing!

No staff advisory contracts; there could be advertising on that bib! Who is her manager anyway!

What kind of father are you ?

[birdie_man]

nuke99,

My advice to train a champion golfer and all around tough master champion of life:

-Spay or neuter future champion immediately. (ensure that sperm/egg samples are retrieved beforehand for future champion offspring breeding)

-Put future champion in cage with putter, putting green, driver, driving net, glass (for eating)...and perhaps water dish inside even if future champion holds stomach and complains of "pains"...

...or has weak throat strength and needs to wash glass down into stomach. (medium quailty water only)

-For increased tolerance to conditions, place cage on concrete floor (NO carpet) in dimly lit room and vary room temperature from very cold for Britsh Open training.....to very hot for 2015 Mars Open as I predict. (heat also helps to keep weight down)

-Posters of great golfers and also of wild animals eating other animals must be attached to cage bars.

-Audio recording of Michelle Wie (or other nemesis) plays every time cage bars are touched and electric shock is administered. (good for hatred building)

-Alternate playing Prism and Jefferson Starship (not Airplane)...for building of champion pain tolerance and lack of sleep tolerance.

-No clothing allowed. (when visitors are present around cage, simulates playing in front of audience)

-Golf Channel playing all the time in the backgr.....

Wait....

-No Golf Channel ever.

...

-Ensure lots of glass is eaten. (3 square meals) If not, then persuasion tactics (name calling and whip) must be administered.

-After glass consumption: multivitamin and essential fish oil consumption....and medicine ball exercizes. (dropping on stomach from cage height)

-Chinup bar (featuring electrical current) with water bottle of life fluid dangling above it. (contains higher quality water- only moderate in brownness colour)

...

Implement this success plan today.

Every day wasted living a dainty life is a day closer to mediocrity.

[littlebrit]

Awwww! So cute

[bambam]

I'm impressed with your little girl, Nuke! My 1 year old just tries to eat his golf club