Okay,
Participants, Friday is G-Day -- that would be
G.O.L.F. Day -- at
The Links At Shirley. We've got a full house and Luke and I are ready to roll.
The revolution starts at 8 a.m. sharp. We'll meet in the Clubhouse at The Links and spend the morning introducing the Core Concepts of
Homer Kelley's The Golfing Machine. After lunch with the Dynamic Duo, its onto the Lesson Tee to master the Flying Wedges, the three Hinge Actions and the dynamics of the crispest little Chip and Pitch Shots you'll ever hit. Luke of Arabia will draw in the Sand the geometry of world-class bunker play and proceed to demonstrate its perfection. You will follow and soon demonstrate your own mastery. Then, it's off to the Putting Green to learn two totally different ways to Putt the eyes out of it.
On Saturday, we'll meet at the same time and place and immerse ourselves once more in
The Golfing Machine. From there, it's onto the Lesson Tee, where we will extend our work on the
Basic Motion Curriculum from
Basic and
Aquired Motion into the
Total Motion. In the afternoon, we all tee it up and let it fly. Luke and I will alternate between the groups dispensing our strategic words of wisdom. First Tip: The
Autograph Pen. It must be a
Sharpie -- in the color of your choice -- professionally located in your right rear pocket. It's the 4th Imperative.
Sunday, Luke and I will work tirelessly and fearlessly with each individual. You will leave knowing
exactly what you need to work on and why --
Hitting or
Swinging or both -- to take it to the next level.
Monday...
You may want to notify The Boss in advance...
You need a day to recuperate!