great new product idea
 

Bucket,

I'd like your input on a new product that I'd like to have patented. Please keep this a secret as we could make lots of money on this one.

You know I've been using the Speed Chains, having some good results. I had a very close friend ask me how a Swinger was to use the Speed Chains. That's when it hit me!

New for 2008:

The Swingkerchief!

1. It's light enough for a Swinger to use
2. It's small enough to keep in your shirt pocket, with the pocket protector
3. It comes in three varieties of lace borders
4. It comes in a variety of colors to match your bag and shoes

Let me know what you think! :happy3: :laughing1 :laughing9

I'm all over that . . .how much are they and can I get pink? Hollaback!

If I can I get my initials embroidered, then you got a sale!

I thought you were on to something good, Ted.

But when Bucket wanted one, I changed my mind.

Please don't quit your day job yet.

UPP in snowy but melting Ohio

Now I'm REALLY OFFENDED!:x

Shut up fool. . . .

As you can see, the '08 European Ryder Cup Team has been secretly working on their own prototype, which they conveniently drape around their necks when not in use:


Now teeing off... :laughing9

that was fast
 

I can't believe that my idea was stolen so quickly! And, it's already traveled across an ocean? That's just my luck.

Thanks for keeping my secret, Bucket! I guess that's payback for the Nemo incident?

OOOOHHH NO! You've found the secret to winning the Ryder Cup-the Europeans might as well stay at home this year!:crybaby:

I thought we could win
 

At one time, I thought we had a chance to win in 2008. But, if the Europeans are all man enough to dress like the Bee Gees, we might not score a half point!

Trivia
 

Did you know that the BEE GEES lived in Manchester?

You call that living?

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK . . .

Bucket using his walk...
 

Tragedy...

It's only words...

Manchester, England-First awake ,best dressed!:confused1

nOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

all in love
 

You know I love ya man, even though you can comb the hair on your back.
:laughing9

Equipment revolution
 

I am about to unveil a new training aid-
The Hitters Thong.
This little beauty is a small pouch model that has a patented two layer pouch.
In between the layers lives a small colony of fire ants,a small trap door in the pouch connects via a motion sensor in the peak of the cap,so if you move your head the ants go free.
In addition ,the de-luxe model has a tazer wired in which connects via bluetooth to the #3pressure point,so if you lose lag pressure you quickly regain it via the patented "tazer reminder".

All for one easy payment of $50.
Fitting is extra.Our certified installer[Bucket]
will decide how much to charge after the initial test run.
Extra Fire Ants are available -call for a quote 1-800- bucket{authorised installer]

sign me up
 

I would suggest a change. The ants aren't severe enough. If you can reconfigure the apparatus to have the taser in both models, I'll buy ten each. My students will love them. Great ideas!

An early prototype utilised a small explosive device ,but tests revealed that hitters had more trouble with this than they did with centrifugal force.It was about this time in the R&D that we had to scale down the pouch size.
Bucket is on the way-you really want Ten?.May have to move to a bigger facility.$$$$$$$$

This coming from a man that is so ugly he has to sneek up on the mirror to see his reflection . . .

steak necklace
 

My mom waited until I was 30 to tell me why I had to hang the steak around my neck to get Smiley to play with me.

I used to make out with that chick.

Was that dog rescued from Mike Vick's house in VA???

Sorting Through the Duffer's Bible.

B-Ray