What is The Golfing Machine?

Dusted & Fried--Down Home with 12 piece bucket

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-18-2006, 11:15 PM
12 piece bucket's Avatar
12 piece bucket 12 piece bucket is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Thomasville, NC
Posts: 4,380
Imperative? Ok . . . Imperative to doin' what?
Imperative to what?

Hittin' that old pop-up drive you hit that put a boo-boo mark on your big ass driver the size of Gremlin on the first tee with all them fools that you think are paying attention you? You remember . . .



Nope. Per 2-0 . . .

Imperative to . . .

GEOMETRICALLY ORIENTED LINEAR FORCE

Principles are simple – their applications get complicated.

1. The Principle of Golf is the “Line of Compression.”

2. The Mechanics of Golf is the production and manipulation of the “Line of Compression.”

3. Precision is recognizing and reconciling minute differentiations.


So what is the Line of Compression hmmmmmm?

LINE OF COMPRESSION Example – bullet hole through a baseball
Mechanical – the line through center of that area from which material flows when displaced by a compressing force.
Golf – The direction of the Impact Force, as related to the various centerlines, for determining Ball Behavior


Got that? Not to difficult. But now how do we tend to its "production and manipulation?"

Per 2-M-1 BASIC POWER, . Power is the total effective Force that is impinged on the Ball – which is related to the Angular Momentum of the Clubhead Mass, as well as to the prestressed Clubshaft (6-C-2) and the sustaining or driving actions of the above mentioned Thrust – all of which contribute resistance to Impact Deceleration (2-E).


If the Principle of Golf is the Line of Compression . . . the SECRET of Golf is . . .
__________________
Aloha Mr. Hand

Behold my hands; reach hither thy hand

Last edited by 12 piece bucket : 02-18-2006 at 11:49 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-19-2006, 04:00 AM
birdie_man's Avatar
birdie_man birdie_man is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Canader
Posts: 1,092
Sustaining it! DUH!!!!!

DUH!!!!

DUH-DUH!!!!

...ETC!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-19-2006, 06:00 AM
Seanmx's Avatar
Seanmx Seanmx is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cork, Ireland
Posts: 178
Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket


If the Principle of Golf is the Line of Compression . . . the SECRET of Golf is . . .
Junior Member sticks head above parapet and shouts out:
"The secret is LAG"
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-19-2006, 10:18 AM
bray's Avatar
bray bray is offline
LBG Pro Contributor
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 235
Sustain the Lag!!!!

Hall of Fame Posts 12 Piece Bucket.

This thread should one day be handed out as the program for The Golfing Machine Hall of Fame.

Sorting Through the Duffer's Bible, The Golf Nut's Catalog, The Circuit Player's Handbook, and The Instructor's Textbook.

B-Ray
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-19-2006, 01:27 PM
Rhythm Rhythm is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 79
bucket
"The Golf Nut's Catalog"

I think this is where you fit in Bucket.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-19-2006, 02:41 PM
6bmike's Avatar
6bmike 6bmike is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Southern New Jersey
Posts: 1,605
the secrets
Sustaining Lag Pressure to sustain the Line of Compression.

2-0 ... 4-D ... 6-B-2-0
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-19-2006, 04:58 PM
annikan skywalker's Avatar
annikan skywalker annikan skywalker is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 796
St. Benedict drove a Gremlin......


TGM is a "system" and it does have some suggested methods of going about approaching this game and thi approach tends toward a "Methodology"...I don't see what the big deal is.....TGM is at least a superior" system and "methodology" than the rest.......
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-19-2006, 10:40 PM
12 piece bucket's Avatar
12 piece bucket 12 piece bucket is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Thomasville, NC
Posts: 4,380
Con-Funk-Shun the Three Functions
Do you know ConFunkShun?

Ffun? Loves Train? Earth Wind & Fire style? Doin' the Smurf?


I know some of you old bastardz gotta remember? Nope. . .

Then you surely know about the Three Functions

We're finishing up our Star System Traid discussion. To review it's the Three Imperatives (1. Flat Left Wrist 2. Clubhead Lag Pressure Point 3. Straight Plane Line). And they are IMPERATIVE to . . . The Line of Compression right? Holla!!!!

Now for the Three Functions . . . ConFunkShun Function what's your function? Skool House Rock . . . We hookin' up nouns and phrases and bustin' up PLANE LINES.

The Three FunkShunz by the GrandFonkDaddy Mr. Kelley (not R Kelly) are in 1-L The Machine Concept
This Machine has three functions – to control A) the Clubshaft, B) the Clubhead and C) the Clubface. All other elements of the Golf Stroke design are concerned with the facilitating and implementing of these three activities. But if any of these other elements are unintentionally omitted (Zeroed) or altered (different Variation), the Feel changes and the Stroke becomes “ungrooved” and confusion sets in. See 2-M-2 and 7-23.

A. The Inclined Plane is Clubshaft Control – See 2-F and 4-0
B. The Pressure Points are Clubhead Control – See 2-K and 4-0
C. The Left Wrist is Clubface Control – See 2-G and 4-0
That that we KNOW the Three Functions shall we study them Separately? What do you think????
__________________
Aloha Mr. Hand

Behold my hands; reach hither thy hand

Last edited by 12 piece bucket : 02-19-2006 at 10:52 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-26-2006, 01:00 PM
neil neil is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Orlando.FL
Posts: 818
bucket is insane!
I looked up method in Chambers dictionary, it concludes -AN INSTRUCTION BOOK SYSTEMATICALLY ARRANGED-the prosecution rests its case! By the way ,I also looked up insane.
__________________
neil k
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Golfing Machine Waggles Fingersen The Golfing Machine - Basic 3 06-12-2006 08:11 AM
The Golfing Machine, The Walking Machine and the Mo-ron. 12 piece bucket Dusted & Fried
--Down Home with 12 piece bucket
25 02-22-2006 01:24 PM
The Real Golfing Machine dkerby Orange County National 1 04-27-2005 01:38 PM
Golfing Machine Ownership Changes Bagger Lance Announcements 0 02-16-2005 02:55 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:47 PM.


Design by Vjacheslav Trushkin, color scheme by ColorizeIt!.