Funny one, Yoda! I am fond of cow corpse (medium rare, if you please.) I once recieved a box of frozen t-bones and ribeyes for Christmas. However, I recieved it from an avowed vegan! It certainly was the most non-traditional smelling present ever recieved. I think the ploy was to put me off it, or something. Clarabell and co. did not last very long!
Back, "in the Day",when I still played Rugby,the "lads" all chipped in to buy one of the team a trip to a "singles" resort in what was then Yugoslavia.
The air ticket was real -but one of the team ,who worked in a travel agency,faked the hotel tickets .The place just did not exist ,and neither did the airport transfer.
Not many people spoke English there at the time either. He was pretty upset-to say the least.
My grandpaw was a crazy fool. he used to get all these weird presents in the mail . . . he never did figure out who sent the stuff to him. he'd get fake dawg turdz. He got male panty hose with a place for . . . . well you know.
But the funniest one he got for Christmas was a big 12 pack of Easter Eggs that were all busted up and rotten.
My grandfather was a good dude . . . I imagine he's upstairs playing practical jokes on people right now.
My grandpaw was a crazy fool. he used to get all these weird presents in the mail . . . he never did figure out who sent the stuff to him. he'd get fake dawg turdz. He got male panty hose with a place for . . . . well you know.
But the funniest one he got for Christmas was a big 12 pack of Easter Eggs that were all busted up and rotten.
My grandfather was a good dude . . . I imagine he's upstairs playing practical jokes on people right now.
Gee! I would have never guessed that!
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Hey Nymrod . . . you need not talk about your old conquests like that Gene Pool the 75 year old chick you scored in the 11 legged walker race who used to be a dude . . . would not appreciate your little snide comments . . . I mean you told him/her you loved him/her and he/she wasn't "flawed" atall.
Let's show a little respect . . . not to mention that you have probably violated several HIPAA privacy statutes.
I am fond of cow corpse (medium rare, if you please.) I once recieved a box of frozen t-bones and ribeyes for Christmas. However, I recieved it from an avowed vegan! It certainly was the most non-traditional smelling present ever recieved. I think the ploy was to put me off it, or something. Clarabell and co. did not last very long! 
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