I wish LBG TV could be there to cover Yoda's first day on the range. His walk to the hill, his taking of the hill, his taking it all in. The practice round. The chit chat from the locker room. The sandwiches.
I can see it now. O.B. and his camera crew approaching The National. "How are we going to get in Mr. O.B.", said one of the cameramen.
"Have no fear, my faithful companion. I have a map provide on a golf forum by a little green man. He is the one that we seek. All we have to do is climb over this chain link fence between the fifth and thirteenth greens. It has been done before. No one will be the wiser," says a confident O.B.
"But what about the Pinkerton guards," adds the second cameraman.
"I will use my LBG Jedi mind tricks to confuse them," says O.B.
"Is that why they call you O.B.? As in O.B. Wan...?," says the nervous first cameraman.
"Something like that. Just follow me over the fence. Maintain your Flying Wedges and we will be on the grounds in no time" says O.B.
"What’s a Flying Wedge?"
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Hah, if that's the case, the fatty that'll need help over the fence this time around will be me, Im afraid.
But wouldnt it be something to see .....Yoda and Brian doing their thing? If it were to be televised by LBG TV, Id watch it all day long. 'Cept for the very occasional commercial break for Buckets Rib Sauce Recipes or ......Daryl's two stringed, rigid power package DVD........
Where the heck are those guys? Maybe if we rip into them a bit they'll come back?
Mike O's ..... Thread Slap Chop, "You'll think your nuts".
__________________ The student senses his teacher’s steadfast belief and quiet resolve: “This is doable. It is doable by you. The pathway is there. All you need is determination and time.” And together, they make it happen.