Congratulations Ted and Wendy Fort!!
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07-01-2005, 08:39 AM
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Congratulations Ted and Wendy Fort!!
New Hitter Arrives in the Fort Household
ATLANTA, Georgia, June 30 -- He's here! Ted and Wendy Fort's new Hitter made his arrival last night at 9:57 PM.
"He's a big dude," said Proud Papa Ted of their first child, "21 1/4 inches long and 7 pounds, 12 ounces."
And all is well, with one exception:
"Mama's doing fine. Baby's doing fine. Daddy feels like he's been hit by a truck!"
Asked the name of the soon-to-be junior golf sensation, Ted replied, "We put Yoda on the birth certificate, but the nurses looked at us kind of funny, so we're still undecided."
With Yoda on the line this early morning, a familiar sound filled the room:
"Talk to Yoda," said Ted, "Tell him something."
"WWWWHHHHAAANNNNNNHHHH!!!!! WWWWHHHHAAANNNNNNHHHHH!!!!!"
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07-01-2005, 09:50 AM
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Congratulations Ted ( and Wendy)--that's an experience that's better than ANYTHING in the world. Now the REAL fun starts! Perhaps "Mini Nuke" for his nickname?? Get some sleep--you'll need it. Trust me, I'm a doctor. Later. Good health to you and your family. Dr Dave
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07-01-2005, 10:27 AM
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Ted and Wendy,
Congratulations!!! He's a lucky boy to be parented by such great people. Real sleep deprivation is familiar parents of newborns. Fortunately it's temporary but even so, I know you can "hit" in your sleep!
Best Wishes,
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07-01-2005, 10:45 AM
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So- who knew??? 
Congratulations to Ted and Wendy. Pick a good name- it's his first gift from the two of you. |
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07-01-2005, 12:08 PM
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Congratulations!
how about "Homer"? 
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07-01-2005, 12:31 PM
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Congrats, Ted !!!
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07-01-2005, 03:11 PM
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Congratulations to Ted and Wendy!!!! What wonderful news....I hope get to see video of the little guy starting hitting and putting....
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07-01-2005, 05:56 PM
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Congratulations!
And a wish for health and happiness to your whole family.
If it takes a while to come up with a name you both agree on,
so be it.
I would not recommend taking a survey from this group!
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07-02-2005, 01:09 AM
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Ted,
Congrats to you and Wendy.
ldeit
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07-02-2005, 09:07 PM
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Congrats, Ted! Mine was born on the 23, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's the most awesome experience! Good luck, man!
P.S. I can definitely vouch for the fatigue! Wow!!!!
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