Bucket's Theory on Jack Vs. Eldrick

[12 piece bucket]

Eldrick "Tiger" Woods has most certainly reclaimed the "baddest man on the planet" status with his recent smackdowns of the PGA Tour.

So the question that everybody asks particularly after being the youngest to win 50 tournaments is . . . Who is the BADDEST of ALL TIME? Jack or Eldrick????

Well . . . I got two lil' dudes running around tearing up my house, harassing each other, pets and baby's mama. So I have to give the nod to Jack. He had younguns during most of his prime. Eldrick ain't got no babies . . . yet . . . but that wife of his ewwwwwwwwww weeeeeeeeee!!!! I'm sure that has to take up a lot of his "free" time . . .



But kids will slap drive you nutz. So Jack gets my vote. Let's see how Tiger does when he's sittin' the pot and has a kid bangin' on the door yellin' "Daddy can you come play Power Rangers with me???"

[6bmike]

okay- Jack's wife is the baddest, then. Jack had all boys. Bet you a round of golf, Tiger has all girls. btw- girls love their daddies- not a thing wrong with a straight flush of princesses.
Can't you see it now. Little Miss Tiger as a teenager beats the old lady Wie for the US Open. Hmmmmm


incubating

6b

[12 piece bucket]

okay- Jack's wife is the baddest, then. Jack had all boys. Bet you a round of golf, Tiger has all girls. btw- girls love their daddies- not a thing wrong with a straight flush of princesses.
Can't you see it now. Little Miss Tiger as a teenager beats the old lady Wie for the US Open. Hmmmmm


incubating

6b

6B Not so fast pal! One of Fat Jack's offspring was . . . female.

Good to see you out here by the way!

[Bagger Lance]

6B-

Great to see you back! Hope the summer is going well.

Bucket -

There is a warm up phase in parenting. You are in the Basic Motion stage. When the little buggers reach puberty, that's when acquired motion begins. Full swing starts around 15/16 when adult level swinging and hitting is executed without any thought for consequences.

Keep the broom and mop handy, you'll need it.

So yes, Jack is the baddest. Keep in mind the income levels back then vs. today. Jack probably couldn't afford a fleet of Nannies either.

Bagger

[Toolish]

I still think this thread was just an excuse to post a pics of Mrs Woods, not that I am complaining...

[Mike O]

I still think this thread was just an excuse to post a pics of Mrs Woods, not that I am complaining...

Toolish, Normally I would say that you're definitely off base- conspiracy theory or something- but since it's Bucket posting- the answer is obvious- Yes!- You are Correct!

[12 piece bucket]

Toolish, Normally I would say that you're definitely off base- conspiracy theory or something- but since it's Bucket posting- the answer is obvious- Yes!- You are Correct!

There were some "better" pictures out there?

[Mike O]

There were some "better" pictures out there?

Bucket,
I know exactly what you mean- fear of those Admin guys- but that's what PM's are for- and let's not deprive all 3000+ members- so you've got some work to do- we are all waiting!!!

[Bagger Lance]

Mike,

What happened?

For the last 5 years going all the way back to the original TGM forum, you've always been the voice of reason and sanity. Has Bucket pulled some skeletons out of your closet? Did he slip something in your koolaide? What does he have on you?

Please tell me I'm wrong
Now I have to keep close eye on you too.
I have a life you know...

Bagger

[Toolish]

There were some "better" pictures out there?

chant time...Post em, post em, post em