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Welcome aboard, Spiel, member #990. You love golf and want to play your best. We're here to help you do it.

From a standing start just a few short months ago and as yet without benefit of search engines or industry 'connections', we are now approaching an important Membership Milestone: 1,000. That following is a testament to our powerful idea, the character of those who are attracted to it, and our commitment to serve all who would join our ranks.

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When James Durham recorded 94 at the Old Course at St Andrews in 1767, he set a course record that lasted 86 years.
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Golf: A curious sport whose object is to put a very small ball in a very small hole with implements ill desiged for the purpose - Sir Winston Churchill
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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

-- From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" / Holy Handgranate
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