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Dusted & Fried--Down Home with 12 piece bucket
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02-09-2008, 09:47 PM
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02-09-2008, 11:27 PM
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Adding value
Originally Posted by cometgolfer
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Seems like everytime I log in now I see something like "75 new posts" and I'm thinking "whoo hoo..... gonna scam some more good TGM info for free and get me on tour!". Course then I open up the "LBG Homecoming" thread, burn through 74 posts mostly dealing with the mutual man-crush that MikeO and Bucket have working and I'm left getting info on why I hit it even shorter than normal when it's cold out! 
But I STILL love it here!! 
Man do I hope I can make to the "event"!
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Cometgolfer,
Let's add some value and motivation for attending the event. Bucket and I will be presenting and distributing our latest invention. It's funny this thread should touch directly on it- simply a coincidence. It must have been a few months ago that we heard Frank Thomas of the USGA state that the ball would fly 2.5 yards farther for every 10 degree increase in temperature. Now, here is the confusion- is that the temperature in the air or the temperature of the ball? Well, Bucket and I thought it was the temperature of the ball - and after sneeking in and gathering some nuclear material - YES, we have invented a ball warmer - NO this is not a joke! That warms your balls to an additional 500 degrees- for those not so sharp in math- that's an unbelievable 125 yard increase in distance!! We promise you that this new invention will have you jumping out of your shoes! An unbelievable 125 additional yards - that's even more yardage than what the "Hammer" driver gives you. Normal retail sale price is $49.99 but if you attend the event- you will receive the "Bucket Nuclear Ball Warmer" for $19.95- and if you pre-order- we will throw in a "Bucket Nuclear Shaft Warmer" - free of charge!! If you have never been long - and want more length- PM Bucket for your Nuclear accessories now.
Cometgolfer- Since you helped create this post- We'll send one directly to you free of charge. We don't deliver to PO Boxes- so we will need your physical address of your home and due to the nature of the material - you'll need to be there - so let us know when you will be there to accept the package. 
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Last edited by Mike O : 02-09-2008 at 11:32 PM.
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02-09-2008, 11:59 PM
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Uncharted Territory
MikeO,
With your last post, this thread has gone where no LBG thread has gone before... 
This is the longest thread in the forum.
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02-10-2008, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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MikeO,
With your last post, this thread has gone where no LBG thread has gone before...
This is the longest thread in the forum.
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That's nice . . .
NOW GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!!!
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02-10-2008, 12:29 AM
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I'm sorry princess, didn't mean to exclude you too.
Bucket,
With your last post, this is offically the longest thread in the forum.
Found your pattern yet Ned?
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02-10-2008, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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I'm sorry princess, didn't mean to exclude you too.
Bucket,
With your last post, this is offically the longest thread in the forum.
Found your pattern yet Ned?
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yep . . . circle circle dot dot . . . we got the lawngist and it's only 9 months away before this thing is brought to life . . . and 9 months after that Mr&Mrs Mrodock will probably be Mike O's baby-mama-baby-daddy-baby-cuzin all at the same time.
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Last edited by 12 piece bucket : 02-10-2008 at 12:33 AM.
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02-10-2008, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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I'm sorry princess, didn't mean to exclude you too.
Bucket,
With your last post, this is offically the longest thread in the forum.
Found your pattern yet Ned?
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We'd stop posting if you'd just confirm the date, place, time, and details! 
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02-10-2008, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike O
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We'd stop posting if you'd just confirm the date, place, time, and details!
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5260 members already have all the details!
You and Bucket will get the info everyone else already has approximately 5 hours prior to the event so stay packed and ready at all times.
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02-10-2008, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Bagger Lance
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5260 members already have all the details!
You and Bucket will get the info everyone else already has approximately 5 hours prior to the event so stay packed and ready at all times.
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Ok dorkalishush . . . you've met you post quota in MY forum for the quarter . . . snot nosed Daryl is out there amongst 'em . . . why don't you lick your fingerz and wipe the crusty boogers off his face and read him a story or something?
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02-10-2008, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket
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Ok dorkalishush . . . you've met you post quota in MY forum for the quarter . . .
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Mmmmkay...you got it. This place is off-limits. Going back to the closet now.
Yo Daryl. Dust off a bottle Chateau Latour and I'll tell you some swamp stories.
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