Welcome to the "Delivery Path California!"

[innercityteacher]

With apologies to the Eagles and, hm, everyone...

"On a green verdant driving range, warm wind in my hair
Cool sense of golf mechanics rising above my golfer's despair
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a warm yellow light
My head grew peaceful and my vision was trim
I knew someone had it right...

There he stood in the doorway
And he began to tell
You must think for yourself
You must learn human geometry well
Then he pulled out his plane board and he showed me the way
There were approving voices in the practice bays
I thought I heard them say...


Welcome to Delivery Path California
it's a lovely golf club shaft
such a lovely club face
We're lowering our scores in Delivery Path California
The plane line doesn't lie, make no alibis...

His mind isn't twisted
He might drive a Mercedes-Benz
He has lots of excellent students that he calls friends
All play and remember
All concentrate not to forget...

So I ordered the Alignment dvd's
Making sure I take my time
We have that spirit in the LBG forums on each line
And still those approving voices in the practice bays
Repeat in the middle of morning, noon , and night
I like hearing what they say...

Mirrors at the practice bays
Laser and snap device
Yoda said we are never free without being geometrically precise
In Yoda's school
We gathered to perceive
The three imperatives and hinges
Hitting golf balls of countless sleeves...

I was struggling to remember
While pretending to push my club against a door
I had to test my wedges
I had to keep them solid as they were before
Relax said Yoda
We are programmed with delivery path to perceive
You can check it out anytime you like
The Delivery Path you must never leave..."