Smothered, Covered, Diced, Chunked, and Collarded Eatin' Section

[12 piece bucket]

Oh My GOD! Family sytle all the way! And Cheerwine! Can't get either good BBQ or Cheerwine in Ohio. (This is what comes from going to that school in Durham)

Another restaurant that I miss is Bojangles (sorry Colonel, much better than KFC)

Sir. Do not be mistaken. The Colonel moniker was affectional given to me by Yoda aka Collards aka Mr. Green Jeans aka Lynn "the Truth" Blake. I think that you have certainly been misguided or misled whether knowingly or unknowingly that I favor Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC as you say over Bojangles. I sir am a self-proclaimed, self-educated aficionado of fried chicken and "fixin'z". I am very much aware that Bojangles is preferable to "KFC." I think my "Colonel" handle has a better ring to it than "Mr. Bojangles." "Mr. Bojangles" would conjure up images of a Mr. Rogers gone wrong . . . very wrong.

I sir am most particular about the image I wish to convey. I have spent years cultivating the marginally retarded mouth breathing chicken grease persona that I have developed. I will not have it ruined by sophistry.

I hope this clears up any questions or concerns that you may have in regards "Colonel" or Bucket. I will NOT speak on this subject again.

Sincerely

Bucket.

PS. I hope the "school in Durham" you mentioned is North Carolina Central University, The School of Science and Math or Durham Tech. If not, DUCK FOOK. Thank you.