You ain't from the South are you? I PROMISE . . . you can be fat. This I know a lil' something about . . . I have a 12 Step Progam for you man. I can happen to you. Live the DREAM!
Disclaimer . . . Bucket is not responsible for health hazards, chronic halatosis, chronic flatuence, or unexplained erections when passing pig or chicken farms.
Only from our own Bucket, aka The Colonel. And to think...
He is also one of the most knowledgeable TGM folks on the planet!