"Now, the important thing is the tournament and the rules for lining up a partner- Lynn any rules? I know I said Scramble last time but that was a mistake- Best Ball! We'll need an LBG traveling trophy(s) for the year - one for each player of the winning team! It should be one big motha trofy - I might suggest that we have one full time Hitting team- just so we can make fun of them later at the bar."
Firstly, I'd have to pull a Bucket and have me play with me. I haven't seen the Hitting contingent on the list.
Secondly, what are you going to do? Are you going to make fun of how bad the Hitter's strokes looked when they won by eight shots?
Note: The was no centripetal force used in the making of this post.