Another Spring, Another Masters

[drewitgolf]

I wish LBG TV could be there to cover Yoda's first day on the range. His walk to the hill, his taking of the hill, his taking it all in. The practice round. The chit chat from the locker room. The sandwiches.

I can see it now. O.B. and his camera crew approaching The National. "How are we going to get in Mr. O.B.", said one of the cameramen.
"Have no fear, my faithful companion. I have a map provide on a golf forum by a little green man. He is the one that we seek. All we have to do is climb over this chain link fence between the fifth and thirteenth greens. It has been done before. No one will be the wiser," says a confident O.B.
"But what about the Pinkerton guards," adds the second cameraman.
"I will use my LBG Jedi mind tricks to confuse them," says O.B.
"Is that why they call you O.B.? As in O.B. Wan...?," says the nervous first cameraman.
"Something like that. Just follow me over the fence. Maintain your Flying Wedges and we will be on the grounds in no time" says O.B.
"What’s a Flying Wedge?"