Wallace: Ma'am, we've researched the record and can find no mention in Genesis of 'golf' and its 'ball flight' laws.
The Lord: I invented golf on the 8th day.
Wallace: I see. But, why were there no special instructions for that first twosome?
The Lord: There was no need. Man and woman were in place, as were the Laws that governed the uinverse. It was only necessary that they play and comply.
Wallace: So why has there been so much confusion through the centuries?
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