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12 piece bucket 07-10-2007 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 43601)
Bucket,
Call me - we need to join forces- my boss got a call from Bagger last week. We need to re-align against that sick puppy!

As far as insurance- Let's wait and see if MacDaddy can make it past 5 posts- and prove he's the real thing. However, if I was Bagger I'd be loading up on insurance!!! So it's no surprise that he is. By the way, do you have golf insurance- you know "over the top", "three putt" insurance, etc. or do I need to go to Lloyd's of London for that stuff. I just want to make sure that the first 18 I play with the insurance- on the third hole when I come over the top and pull hook it out of bounds that you're not going to cancel my policy when I make my claim!

As far as the type of Hinge action- whatever you want- depends on your stroke, tendencies, ball flight pattern.

With Nuke out of the picture- maybe we should just turn this thread into the MacDaddy & RC insurance thread. Are you insuring anything- anywhere? What about commercial buildings in California? Or we could talk about that when we discuss the very serious Bagger situation. Even BamBam realizes something needs to be done!
PLAN:

You could marry Bagger . . . we'll write him for $20,000,000 . . . list you as the beneficiary . . . then we could off him . . . 70-30 split right down the middle. How's that sound Mrs. Lance? You could wear that off white dress you been dreamin' about too!

Mike O 07-10-2007 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket (Post 43684)
PLAN:

You could marry Bagger . . . we'll write him for $20,000,000 . . . list you as the beneficiary . . . then we could off him . . . 70-30 split right down the middle. How's that sound Mrs. Lance? You could wear that off white dress you been dreamin' about too!

I'll ask for his hand tonight! Don't forget about the split of your commission with me also- MAC is going to love you next week!

Bagger Lance 07-10-2007 06:12 PM
Under the conditions
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 43691)
I'll ask for his hand tonight!
I can give you my highly educated hand in one of the following wrist conditions:

Flat, Bent, Arched, Level, Cocked, Uncocked, Vertical, Turned, or Rolled.

In terms of how I deliver my hand you can choose between:
Right Hand Axe Handle with a bent right wrist, or Left Hand Rope Handle with a karate chop action. In either case, the right wrist will be bent/level, and the left will be flat/level/vertical at impact.

Per your definitions request; You can have a pure hit or a right arm swing.:)

Whatever you choose, you'll have to spend every dime of that insurance bonanza on rehab. I seriously doubt they'll let you back in after the tragic and famous "MikeO Magic Show" stunt. The entire rehab staff was traumatized and some blinded for months after that, but you did manage to escape.

macparrott 07-10-2007 07:47 PM
Right wrist position
 
I think I have heard Bucket espousing the virtue of the Half-cacked right hand.

Bagger Lance 07-10-2007 08:18 PM
A Common Cause
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by macparrott (Post 43698)
I think I have heard Bucket espousing the virtue of the Half-cacked right hand.
Brutha, you got that right!
He goes around here half-cacked all the time. We even set up a "special" pen for him called "Dusted and Fried" but because of his ADHD problem he won't stay there. I have to chase him all over this forum and clean up.

Welcome to the forum MacParrot! Please pardon the mess.:)

Mike O 07-10-2007 08:52 PM
Insurance
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by macparrott (Post 43698)
I think I have heard Bucket espousing the virtue of the Half-cacked right hand.
That's cool! Three more posts and Mac will be to 5- that's when we let him in the club and everyone starts buying insurance. If he stays around that long- they'll probably be an insurance sales position open at his office!:eyes:

P.S. RC- PM me if you guys cover commercial buildings in California.

Mike O 07-10-2007 08:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket (Post 43684)
PLAN:

You could marry Bagger . . . we'll write him for $20,000,000 . . . list you as the beneficiary . . . then we could off him . . . 70-30 split right down the middle. How's that sound Mrs. Lance? You could wear that off white dress you been dreamin' about too!
I just thought of something- what if I marry him and then you can't write the $20,000,000 - you son of a ..........- a little trap!:naughty: Don't tell me I have to consumate the marriage for you to write the policy!

12 piece bucket 07-10-2007 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike O (Post 43702)
I just thought of something- what if I marry him and then you can't write the $20,000,000 - you son of a ..........- a little trap!:naughty: Don't tell me I have to consumate the marriage for you to write the policy!
Now THAT was funny!!! Nice work Michael!

PM . . . .we don't insure no commercial buildings in California . . . you plannin' on blowin' one up or something?

12 piece bucket 07-10-2007 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bagger Lance (Post 43699)
Brutha, you got that right!
He goes around here half-cacked all the time. We even set up a "special" pen for him called "Dusted and Fried" but because of his ADHD problem he won't stay there. I have to chase him all over this forum and clean up.

Welcome to the forum MacParrot! Please pardon the mess.:)
How about you boys leavin' my crack out of this?


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