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HungryBear 12-04-2009 02:26 PM
Men are a competitive breed… Room at the top…. Got to run… off to the range.

KevCarter 12-04-2009 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by HungryBear (Post 69417)
Men are a competitive breed… Room at the top…. Got to run… off to the range.
Please hit a few for me. It's snowing here!

Kevin

drewitgolf 12-04-2009 02:29 PM
Let he who is without sin or flaw cast the first stone.
 
Success in life is the result of Good Judgment...
Good Judgment is the result of Experience...
Experience is the the result of Bad Judgment.

Let’s hope both Tiger, his family, friends and everyone else that has followed and profited from his existence learn something from this.

Time to move on.

BerntR 12-04-2009 02:43 PM
It's snowing here in Houston too. Bummer!

I'm a Norwegian and I have had my share with snow and ice through the years. I don't need this. I didn't even bring my winter gear across the Atlantic Ocean. Tonight I'll prepare dinner on the outdoor bbq grill - just as if it were 75 degrees outside. Then I'll take a dip in the swimming pool. Just on principle.

:smiley2252:

KevCarter 12-04-2009 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BerntR (Post 69420)
It's snowing here in Houston too. Bummer!

I'm a Norwegian and I have had my share with snow and ice through the years. I don't need this. I didn't even bring my winter gear across the Atlantic Ocean. Tonight I'll prepare dinner on the outdoor bbq grill - just as if it were 75 degrees outside. Then I'll take a dip in the swimming pool. Just on principle.

:smiley2252:
Unbelievable BerntR. You must have the WORST TIMING EVER!!! :santa-sad:

Kevin

HungryBear 12-04-2009 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by efnef (Post 69367)
But I work in his factory... and I curse the life I'm living, and I curse my poverty... and I wish that I could be, oh, I wish that I could be.... Richard Corey....
Ah, Simon & Garfunkel (we are old geezerz arn't we?)I am reminded the Richard Corey "solution" -not well reasoned as I recall.

More appropriate:
"Bridge over troubled waters" or "The Boxer" maybe even "I am A Rock" in this instance.

12 piece bucket 12-04-2009 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by dcg1952 (Post 69414)
'Do we really want to destroy him...."

He destroyed himself! We didn't do it. He has revealed himself as a huge liar. He created this Superman image and now we find out he is spineless reprobate. He is not a victim----his wife and kids are. Do I feel sorry for him?? Yes, a little, but I will never look at him the same. He is a phenomenal golfer, but an immoral turd behind the scenes. I was a huge fan of his---went to tournaments and would wait for 3 or 4 groups to go past just so I could see him tee-off up close. Even my non-golfing wife watched him on TV and waited on many a tee box with me and thought it was so cool to be so close. Maybe that is why this is so bothersome for me and many others . We WANTED him to be the image he created for us. We WANTED him to be different from other arrogant superstars-----and he wasn't. But we live in a land where this will all blow over with time. And i suspect he will receive the same treatment James Worthy of the L A Lakers got when he returned for his first game after we found out he liked to hang with some hookers on road trips----a standing ovation. We are truly a nation of misguided idiots.
And HE and the whole Tiger Woods Inc. WANTED YOU to think he was different too. Sold it right to everybody. Gonna be bigger than Ghandi, bigger than the PGA Tour, bigger than golf, bigger than sport. . . not just a sports star . . . A FORCE . . . A PHENOMENON.

If these 3 skankazoidz are coming outta the woodwork . . . how many are there out there that AIN'T?

Wonder what Fuzzy Zoeller thinks about all this . . .

check this out . . . entire article below.

In a recent interview with the American magazine Sports Illustrated, he claimed that "Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity". When pressed on this point "more than Nelson Mandela? More than Gandhi?" Mr Woods continued:

"Yes, because he has a larger forum than any of them. Because he's playing a sport that's international. Because he's qualified through his ethnicity to accomplish miracles. He's the bridge between East and West. He is the Chosen One. He will have the power to impact nations. The world is just getting a taste of his power."

His mother concurs. "He can hold everyone together,"she says. "He is the Universal Child." Woods who shares some of his mother's Buddhist faith (every year on his birthday he travels with her to a temple where he makes a gift of rice, sugar and salt to the monks) claims that these expectations are not a burden on him: "I see it as fortunate," he has said. "I've always known where I wanted to go in life. I've never let anything deter me. This is my purpose. It will unfold." . . .

Witness the Woods Nike ad that ran on American television last year: Woods faces the camera and lists his remarkable achievements before stating:

"Hello world. There are still courses in the United States that I am not allowed to play because of the colour of my skin. Hello world. I've heard that I'm not ready for you. Are you ready for me?"


http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008...8/golf.comment

Written when he won his first Masters . . . . Talk about Koolaid.

okie 12-04-2009 03:26 PM
Witness Protection?
 
Don't worry about all of that Bucket. I heard he is changing his name to...Cheetah! Sorry it was too funny!

BerntR 12-04-2009 03:37 PM
Well whatcanyou do?

But the kids love it. Early dismissal today. And extra breaks to go outdoor and have fun with the white stuff.

BurleyGolf 12-04-2009 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by okie (Post 69424)
Don't worry about all of that Bucket. I heard he is changing his name to...Cheetah! Sorry it was too funny!
He's gonna be a Couger or is that only for women! LoL

BurleyGolf 12-04-2009 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by BerntR (Post 69425)
Well whatcanyou do?

But the kids love it. Early dismissal today. And extra breaks to go outdoor and have fun with the white stuff.


My guy played in it today and shot 68, WOW! He won by a shot.. He just called me and said as the ball was rolling on the green it was picking up ice..LoL Thats Nuts!

http://agpts.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/a...eaderboard.htm

bambam 12-04-2009 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BerntR (Post 69420)
...Tonight I'll prepare dinner on the outdoor bbq grill - just as if it were 75 degrees outside. Then I'll take a dip in the swimming pool. Just on principle.

:smiley2252:
A man after my own heart! Other than the pool thing, that's my annual first snowfall of the year activity. :)

BerntR 12-04-2009 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BurleyGolf (Post 69427)
My guy played in it today and shot 68, WOW! He won by a shot.. He just called me and said as the ball was rolling on the green it was picking up ice..LoL Thats Nuts!

http://agpts.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/a...eaderboard.htm
Well that's a great result any time of the year. Congrats with your son's trimuph!

When I started playing golf I had a hard time exepting when winter arrived. I can still remember being all alone on an almost completely white golf course. White, heavy "rough" all over the place. Had to play the orange ball to have any hope of finding it. The course was located high up in the hills, so winter came a bit earlier than down in the city.

But the thing I remember best was when I tried to drive up to the course a day or two later. I simply couldn't get my car up the hill on my summer tires. I only got halfway up. Backed up and took dead aim. Almost made it past the steepest part of the road on the second try. And then the car sailed back down on the ice - until it separated with the road. No damage though. Just a lesson learned.

The things I was willing to go through for a round of golf back then....

BurleyGolf 12-04-2009 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BerntR (Post 69429)
Well that's a great result any time of the year. Congrats with your son's trimuph!

When I started playing golf I had a hard time exepting when winter arrived. I can still remember being all alone on an almost completely white golf course. White, heavy "rough" all over the place. Had to play the orange ball to have any hope of finding it. The course was located high up in the hills, so winter came a bit earlier than down in the city.

But the thing I remember best was when I tried to drive up to the course a day or two later. I simply couldn't get my car up the hill on my summer tires. I only got halfway up. Backed up and took dead aim. Almost made it past the steepest part of the road on the second try. And then the car sailed back down on the ice - until it separated with the road. No damage though. Just a lesson learned.

The things I was willing to go through for a round of golf back then....

Yea my good old son! He juts turned 28 and me and my wife married young I am glad at the ripe age of 35 I can enjoy this with him..:golfer2:

Daryl 12-04-2009 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BurleyGolf (Post 69427)
My guy played in it today and shot 68, WOW! He won by a shot.. He just called me and said as the ball was rolling on the green it was picking up ice..LoL Thats Nuts!

http://agpts.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/a...eaderboard.htm
Congratulations. "Picking up Ice",,LOL.......great victory.

bambam 12-04-2009 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BurleyGolf (Post 69427)
My guy played in it today and shot 68, WOW! He won by a shot.. He just called me and said as the ball was rolling on the green it was picking up ice..LoL Thats Nuts!

http://agpts.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/a...eaderboard.htm
I got a note from Lynn today, accompanied by a photo. He's at the Four Seasons Resort in Palm Beach, Florida, conducting a private LBG Academy nearby. All I can say is I'm glad I wasn't in Houston when I got this email!!

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It's 75 degrees with a gentle breeze. I hate it when this happens!

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Daryl 12-05-2009 09:27 AM
A Fourth woman (another Cocktail Waitress) is coming forward claiming to have had a 2-year relationship starting after Tigers Wedding. She's hired an Attorney.

I don't think Tiger is doing much for Golf these days, but he's single handedly, Hammering the Cocktail Waitress industry.

There's a rumor going around that Tiger is lowering his appearance fee but will require a Double-Wide Trailer in the Parking lot. :shifty:

bambam 12-05-2009 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Daryl (Post 69441)
I don't think Tiger is doing much for Golf these days, but he's single handedly, Hammering the Cocktail Waitress industry.

There's a rumor going around that Tiger is lowering his appearance fee but will require a Double-Wide Trailer in the Parking lot. :shifty:
Looks like Golf Digest wants to get in on the jokes :)

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/de...rn=golf,206538

Mike O 12-05-2009 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Daryl (Post 69441)
A Fourth woman (another Cocktail Waitress) is coming forward claiming to have had a 2-year relationship starting after Tigers Wedding. She's hired an Attorney.

I don't think Tiger is doing much for Golf these days, but he's single handedly, Hammering the Cocktail Waitress industry.

There's a rumor going around that Tiger is lowering his appearance fee but will require a Double-Wide Trailer in the Parking lot. :shifty:
Not sure if you've heard this yet - but Bucket is jumping on the bandwagon - coming out of the closet and admitting a 4 year affair with Tiger! This is getting crazy!! :toothy:

efnef 12-06-2009 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by HungryBear (Post 69422)
Ah, Simon & Garfunkel (we are old geezerz arn't we?)I am reminded the Richard Corey "solution" -not well reasoned as I recall.

More appropriate:
"Bridge over troubled waters" or "The Boxer" maybe even "I am A Rock" in this instance.

Yeah, my point being that fame, fortune, and power are not a sure fire recipe for contentment.

efnef 12-06-2009 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket (Post 69423)
And HE and the whole Tiger Woods Inc. WANTED YOU to think he was different too. Sold it right to everybody. Gonna be bigger than Ghandi, bigger than the PGA Tour, bigger than golf, bigger than sport. . . not just a sports star . . . A FORCE . . . A PHENOMENON.

If these 3 skankazoidz are coming outta the woodwork . . . how many are there out there that AIN'T?

Wonder what Fuzzy Zoeller thinks about all this . . .

check this out . . . entire article below.

In a recent interview with the American magazine Sports Illustrated, he claimed that "Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity". When pressed on this point "more than Nelson Mandela? More than Gandhi?" Mr Woods continued:

"Yes, because he has a larger forum than any of them. Because he's playing a sport that's international. Because he's qualified through his ethnicity to accomplish miracles. He's the bridge between East and West. He is the Chosen One. He will have the power to impact nations. The world is just getting a taste of his power."

His mother concurs. "He can hold everyone together,"she says. "He is the Universal Child." Woods who shares some of his mother's Buddhist faith (every year on his birthday he travels with her to a temple where he makes a gift of rice, sugar and salt to the monks) claims that these expectations are not a burden on him: "I see it as fortunate," he has said. "I've always known where I wanted to go in life. I've never let anything deter me. This is my purpose. It will unfold." . . .

Witness the Woods Nike ad that ran on American television last year: Woods faces the camera and lists his remarkable achievements before stating:

"Hello world. There are still courses in the United States that I am not allowed to play because of the colour of my skin. Hello world. I've heard that I'm not ready for you. Are you ready for me?"


http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008...8/golf.comment

Written when he won his first Masters . . . . Talk about Koolaid.
Fuzzy won't say anything, and not just because he's learned his lesson. He has his own history as a wild child back in the day when the press kept mum. Groupies have been around forever.

Daryl 12-06-2009 11:42 AM
Tiger #5? Mindy Lawton.
A "Perkins" Waitress? That hurts.
In a Church Parking lot? That really hurts.
In the back of your Cadillac? That's too painful to grasp.

That's not opportunity sex. That's predator sex. Tiger, you are a very, very sick dude.

O.B.Left 12-06-2009 01:21 PM
Perkins? We dont have em up here but aint that a family restaurant? Im trying to picture that encounter...........ah forget it. Man, Tiger's #1 is always driving, eh?

Where does Bucket do his "hostessing"? Chilies? Bonefish Grill?

Daryl 12-06-2009 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left (Post 69454)
Perkins? We dont have em up here but aint that a family restaurant? Im trying to picture that encounter...........ah forget it. Man, Tiger's #1 is always driving, eh?

Where does Bucket do his "hostessing"? Chilies? Bonefish Grill?
"Perkins" is a typical breakfast chain like "Bakers Square". Tiger an Elin typically attended for breakfast and Mindy was their waitress. Go Tiger.

I think that Bucket does most of his easy work at the "Soap and Sudds" coin laundry but his front page stuff is probably done at "Bonefish" while working as a parking attendant where he has access to parked cars and captive animals.

GPStyles 12-06-2009 02:17 PM
not sure if its been done on here, apologies if it has, but this is my favourite line out of the whole affair.

Police interview Elin Woods and ask her how many times she hit Tiger. Elin replies, "I'm not sure, stick me down for 5"

O.B.Left 12-06-2009 05:52 PM
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We gotta figure out what these book are guys. Anybody recognize them? The top one looks like Hogan at impact sort of. Does the second one have a yellow cover?


http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=126013625 2

KevCarter 12-06-2009 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left (Post 69463)
We gotta figure out what these book are guys. Anybody recognize them? The top one looks like Hogan at impact sort of. Does the second one have a yellow cover?


http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=126013625 2
The black book, 100%, is the One Plane Cut by Blake Burleson. Not Kidding!

Kevin

KevCarter 12-06-2009 07:11 PM
Pure guess on the second one...

Feel the inside move the outside by Mike Hebron.

Kevin

O.B.Left 12-06-2009 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by KevCarter (Post 69464)
The black book, 100%, is the One Plane Cut by Blake Burleson. Not Kidding!

Kevin
NO WAY. That is great for Burley.

KevCarter 12-06-2009 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left (Post 69466)
NO WAY. That is great for Burly.
Yes way! :thumright

Way to go Burley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heading to my golf library to find my copy and actually read it. :study:

Kevin

O.B.Left 12-06-2009 07:36 PM
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Way.........T a minute. I got that photo from Burley's post........ I'm not saying he's savy enough to know how to use Photoshop or anything but compare these two photo's. Dang that Burley got me good on this one, had me fooled. Still think he must have gone to Staples or somewhere to get that done though...... Im gonna get you Burley.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009...s-john-gribbin



http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=126014233 2


http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=126014239 9

BurleyGolf 12-06-2009 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left (Post 69468)
Way.........T a minute. I got that photo from Burley's post........ I'm not saying he's savy enough to know how to use Photoshop or anything but compare these two photo's. Dang that Burley got me good on this one, had me fooled. Still think he must have gone to Staples or somewhere to get that done though...... Im gonna get you Burley.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009...s-john-gribbin



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http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=126014239 9


Awwwh man! You spoiled the fun!!!! I was not saying a thing!!! I have been laughing none stop since I read your first post...LoL I knew it would come out soon enough but it was funny!

A friend of mine did that and I posted it on my face book, I don't have photo shop so, could not tell you how to start doing that.. But! It was funny!

Tiger has a copy though I, know that fore shore...

Burley-

O.B.Left 12-06-2009 09:28 PM
That photoshop job your friend did, after a second viewing, looks a fake as the boobs on Bucket when he's hostessing at Denny's. I mean, its pretty impressive at first glance but.....

12 piece bucket 12-07-2009 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left (Post 69471)
That photoshop job your friend did, after a second viewing, looks a fake as the boobs on Bucket when he's hostessing at Denny's. I mean, its pretty impressive at first glance but.....
Fool . . . those are au naturale . . . the third nipple IS fake . . . tat.

And yes . . . Tiger and I were "intimate" . . . I got text messages, sticky notes, and a goat with hot dawg chili stains to prove it.

KevCarter 12-07-2009 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by BurleyGolf (Post 69469)
Awwwh man! You spoiled the fun!!!! I was not saying a thing!!! I have been laughing none stop since I read your first post...LoL I knew it would come out soon enough but it was funny!

A friend of mine did that and I posted it on my face book, I don't have photo shop so, could not tell you how to start doing that.. But! It was funny!

Tiger has a copy though I, know that fore shore...

Burley-
I can't believe I fell for that! :BangHead: :doh: :D

Kevin

dcg1952 12-07-2009 04:44 PM
Well, the count is now up to 9 women, including a porn star and a waitress from a Perkins restaurant! And I also read that someone in his inner circle has leaked that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Behind the scenes Tiger is one sick dude. He needs a good shrink to figure out his issues and maybe work out his life ( take a year off ?)

12 piece bucket 12-07-2009 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dcg1952 (Post 69486)
Well, the count is now up to 9 women, including a porn star and a waitress from a Perkins restaurant! And I also read that someone in his inner circle has leaked that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Behind the scenes Tiger is one sick dude. He needs a good shrink to figure out his issues and maybe work out his life ( take a year off ?)
Perkins got good food . . . I'm not sure I could pick up a Perkins chick even if I was on my A game. Waffle House or Huddle House is probably about my handicap . . . can't get in the championship flight . . .

But . . . if Eldrick is gonna chase Ghandi's career major number . . . he should probably retire instead of take a year off. I'd say it's gonna be way tougher to catch Ghandi from this point than Fat Jack. Nike better come out with some slacks with the zipper in the back. Or like them sansabeltz . . . sansazipz. Just keep 'em zipped.

BurleyGolf 12-07-2009 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dcg1952 (Post 69486)
Well, the count is now up to 9 women, including a porn star and a waitress from a Perkins restaurant! And I also read that someone in his inner circle has leaked that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Behind the scenes Tiger is one sick dude. He needs a good shrink to figure out his issues and maybe work out his life ( take a year off ?)
I can only find up to #7 the porn star and if you count Bucket that would be #8 :thumright

JerryG 12-08-2009 12:39 AM
I heard today from a semi-coherent source that one of the Champion Tour players wrote to Tiger earlier this summer suggesting he clean up his act. Does anyone have confirmation?
Where is his caddy with this and is there no one in his entourage that would just simply ask what the heck did he think the consequences might be for these actions?

O.B.Left 12-08-2009 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by BurleyGolf (Post 69488)
I can only find up to #7 the porn star and if you count Bucket that would be #8 :thumright
Unless Bucket is the porn star! There is always that possibility. Bringing us back to 7 or is it 9?


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