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MikeO,

Now that's truly an insult to all things related to the solar system!:naughty:

Bucket's tastes in aliases run more along the lines of "toejamrichie" or "you-might-be-a-redneck-if".

Besides, I barely have 200 posts so you know I'm not "Mr. Dozen".

CG

Thank you Mike. You confirmed one of my Bucket suspicions.

UPP in very wet Ohio

He went to one of the most prestigious public schools in the country too! I liked it better when I thought his wife read the Machine to him at night.

Hey wait a minute dude!!! I am YOU too!!!

Apology
 

CometGolfer,
You have my apology- somehow I thought this was one of the 22 that he uses............... wait a minute "I barely have 200 posts so you know I'm not "Mr. Dozen"- that doesn't make sense- could you be?...

Bucket?
 

UPP,
Ah Buzzard Country under your location????.... And you posted right away....And no one has ever seen you before??? As our fellow poster DG might say Hmm..........

I'd like to know RIGHT NOW!!- Am I going to show up for this event and expect Daryl, Neil, UPP, Okie, etc etc. and then only have Bucket to look at!? IS THIS EVENT GOING TO HAVE 20 PERSONALITIES AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE BUCKET!??!?!? Bucket if that's the case- I'll be teeing up some balls but they won't be mine.

Darts From the Heart . . . Through the Heart . . . Whatever!
 

Mike,

Please don't think ill of me. In a moment of weakness, I allowed myself to sit in on the Bucket & Mike O Game.

Sorry.

Consider my 'darts' Valentine's Day practice.

:)

Oh what a visual!!!!!!!!!! Yoda, Yodasluke, Mike O............. and BUCKET!!!! 10 times on the Tee-sheet and only one group!!!!:)

ABORT PLAN . . . He's finally figured it out!!! I'm everybody on this site you debilitated degenerate moron . . . I can't believe it . . .it was going to be me and you and a banjo and a motel room . . .

Back to the drawing board.

To be sure, I haven't played much golf in the past year or two. But I'm graduating this May and starting to embark on the job hunt.

Depending on where I end up this summer after graduation -- something that is still very much up in the air -- I'd love to sharpen up my game and make the trip. If things work out, it'd be great to see Lynn and Ted again. And it would no doubt be fun to meet some of the other knowledgeable contributors to this site.

We'll see how the next few months go!

Performance
 

Matt, It's not how good you play- the only important thing is how good you can make people think you play'd - after the round is finished.
Ah! Yesterday I shot 62 - 9 under par (you know- something like that- when you really shot 102):) If you need more information on this PM Bucket- he's an expert.

Still in the game
 

Green Machine- You just can't leave the game on your own free will - once entered. It's much like the Jumanji game- easy to play - not easy to leave! Bucket's on his way to your house- to introduce you to the secret handshake and various rituals to induct you- make sure the wife and kids aren't around- it's not going to be pretty.

I feel the love! You just have a difficult time expressing it. I understand it's been a tough life- when you look like you do - things are not easy! By the way- are those bananas coming from where I think they are coming from? :monky:

Hey dipstick I AM Matt . . . why do I need to send myself a PM??? I'm coming to apply for a job at that quickcashcheckcenter you try to pass off as a bank . . . make sure you got on clean underwear when I show up to take your spot as Assistant Vice President to the Guy That Pushes The Mop (or should I say Drags . . . DRAG would be much more appropriate for several reasons).

See you in the morning . . . you still wear the Lavern sweater with the "L" on it . . . or did you just stamp the L on that night stand you call a forehead?

Hey Mike . . . this is strange man . . . I looked under the driver's seat/bunk bed in your van to get the duck tape and lighter fluid . . . I found something strange under there sitting under the crack pipe . . .

There was some XXL women's drawz with big brown streaks in 'em . . . somebody wrote "Property of Ted Fort" on the waist band . . .

Should I mail those to him with the lotion you promised him?

Are you SURE that Lynn's house is the one with the orange Vega on blocks with the mermaid with the huge rack air brushed on the hood?

Same place from whence you pulled this post . . .

Mike -O-No-I-Want-Be-On-No-Golf-Forums-No-MO.

Same Ol Same Ol
 

Same old material! Take some medication otherwise you're going to either blow a gasket or shoot right through 3000 posts in a few days.\

P.S. Glad you missed me!

Well you can go on back under your rock now that I have this cat Daryl to badger to death.

The 100 Mile High Club
 

Did I forget to mention that YodaMiles and YodaAwards only apply to the "Lesson Tee" portion of this forum?

I'm working up the program details if anyone has any suggestions.

I knew Mama would come in here and try to clean this romper room up . . .

You need to take your shoes back off and go pick up the broom . . .

Don't you have some Oprah reruns to watch or something???

Have you not read the description of this forum??? We don't do Time Out and Happy Stickers and all that pyschobabbleB.S. in here . . . we just ROLL STRAIGHT JACKET PSYCHO . . .

POSTS IN HERE STAND DOUBLE!!!!!!!!

Now get back in the closet . . . before I send Daryl in there to talk some inane garbage to you for about 5 hours . . . I'm NOT PLAYING . . . I WILL DO IT!!!

Dude, I warned you about going out there. Better get back to the wiring closet where it's safe.

I'm having second thoughts on this reunion thing .
Can we do it in Florida where I can carry a gun!
We could use my course -Free!:golf:

Naahh - I like these little wake up calls.
Bucket is always a little "raw" in the morning.

Working on the YodaMiles point deductions list today. :) :) :)

Neil . . . that thing you carry in your pocket book is NOT a gun . . .

If it has batteries . . . it's not a firearm.

you thought I was kiddin'
 

For all those so eager to room with Bucket, here's what awaits.

I told you he was a Sasquatch. I had to crop the picture for obvious reasons.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THAT PICTURE OF MY MOM ON THE INTERNET . . . YOU'RE OUT OF THE CIRCLE NOW.

The Open . . . Not!
 

We'd love to see you there, Matt. But don't worry about the pre-tournament prep . . .

Knowing this cast of characters and the pending festivities planned, I think your 'C' game will suffice!

:golf:

:laughing9 ..................:laughing9

Neil,
If you don't come - we'll come and get you. So would you rather look over your back - all the time. Or just be a man and face the music.... face the music?... never was good at quoting that kind of stuff. From what Bucket has told me- I know the answer. You might want to buy a mirror and put it on your shoulder- you won't strain as many neck muscles.

Henny's Aboard!
 

I bring glad tidings . . .

Henny Bogan -- PGA TOUR caddie extraordinaire -- has confirmed with me this morning his attendance at this fall's LBG Homecoming Classic.

:notworthy

Moreover, he will be a featured participant (with Jeff Hull) in our sessions devoted to Course Management and the Mental Game (got something else cooking here, too; stay tuned!). He and Jeff will lead a session devoted to teaching you the 'tricks of the trade' and how you can apply them to cut strokes in your own game, even if you never enjoy the edge of a TOUR caddy.

Welcome aboard, Henny, and good luck this week at Pebble!*

:salut:

*Henny's on the bag for past Masters champ Larry Mize in this week's AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am.

NOTE TO ALL: If Henny is coming out of the men's room . . . DECLINE THE HAND SHAKE.

LBG Homecoming Classic -- Tentative Dates
 

We're still in the negotiating stages and will soon have the venue, accomodations and format nailed down. Meanwhile, it looks like September 12-14 (Friday - Sunday) is the way to go. [September 11-14 for those who come in for the Thursday Yoda TGM Intro session.]

Again, I would prefer a weekday event rather than weekend, and it was my understanding that we were looking at the fall timing, which in my mind is October. The tentative date is right after labor day(couple of weeks). Just my input.

Allan

Is that the preferred date? I would vote for a week earlier!!!!
I know it must be tough with a lot of schedules to meet!


Todd

The Dates . . .
 

. . . are not in stone. The goal is to accomodate the most people. Please post your input, then I'll put up a poll. Thanks.

Jeff . . .
 

What are the October PGA tournament schedule conflicts?

It doesn't have batteries-AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING(help Mike o what does this mean? ,please don't mention lotion!):(
I want the gun in case I hear the BANJOS!

Dates don't matter ,but with this crowd,-I INSIST on a single room:golfcart:

Single room . . . community shower.

Y'all could do it on October 16 . . .that's my birfday!!! I could wear my suit . . . Mike O could pop out of a chocolate cake . . .