Silent Knight No Holy Knight
 

http://sportsbybrooks.com/nikes-phil...nor-blip-27387

Hmmmmmmm . . . .

Maybe I minor blip for YOU Philemon . . . . not no blip to me . . . .and probably won't be a minor blip to your bottom line in the next 2 or 3 years.

Clown . . . . Stand by your man . . .

.......Ditto

Who's the CLOWN!?:clown:

I am pretty certain straight-up Steve is going to be caught out and proven a liar and "I am a straight-up sort of person" will turn out to be "I am a straight-up sort of liar". You can't believe everything you read in the press but the scale of Tiger's indiscretions make me think it is almost certain that Steve has met some of these mistresses and they are now talking and cashing in. All it takes is one to say she met Steve and his lies will come to haunt him. As for

"I am an honest person. I had no knowledge of what was going on [with Tiger]. If I did, I would say I did."

Are we really expected to believe that when he has so much at stake. If he was smart he would have kept his mouth shut and avoided the press and said nothing. It would seem to me Steve's comments are more likely based around an attempt for self preservation than the truth.

At the very least Stevie is guilty of giving bad interview. We've suspected this for a while but he totally set himself up to be proven wrong here. Any photographer with a photo on file of him with a Tigergal could end his days on the bag in an instant. Even if on the off chance he is sincere, his play was very stupid. "No comment" even would have been far better.

Here's some more on the Dr Galea thing from another Canadian paper , the Hamilton Spectator. Home of footballs Tigercats..... In it you will see how great the Dr looks for 50 ( he's been shooting HGH five times a week since he was 40) and find out what the former head of communications for Bill Clinton thinks about the handling of Tigers transgressions. I feel like Larry King for some reason right now.

I dont think Tiger needs a Canadian Doc to get illegal meds, but blood spinning this guy is good at for sure. All of us Canucks are, its like hockey up here. The meds that accompanied the treatment if any could be got anywhere, no? I dont think Tiger will be implicated when the contents of Dr Galea's computer are revealed by the RCMP. Hope not.

http://www.thespec.com/News/BreakingNews/article/691466

Look Out Below
 

Nike sells product.

Accenture sells trust.

Therein lies the difference.

I respect -- and EXpect -- Chairman Phil to 'bull' his position. Nevetheless . . .

With the gap-open end-September breakout (on earnings), two subsequent failed break-outs, lackluster Q-over-Q earnings comparisons, negative historical and forward quarterly sales and growth comparisons, institutional investors (mutual funds) pulling out (-8% before the news), not to mention an extended general market and its main man (and industry) in trouble, NKE at 65 seems a pretty good short. [For the squeamish: Cover at 58 and head toward your nearest financial guru website. LOL!]

:salut:

http://www.investors.com/StockResear...spx?symbol=NKE

Yodas other area of expertise is in full view here guys. Next he'll be talking jazz piano and ........

Wow some of the U.S. reports are spinning the Dr Galea story in a malicious direction Id say. It isnt really story about Tiger, I dont think.

This is what it means money wise for some photographer types.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...Q4uWwD9CK0DFO0

Bucket is Tiger?
 

If you do a search on all "Bucket" posts and see when they are posted - there is significant proof that my allegations that "Bucket" is "Tiger" - is not just a made up story. Also, notice Bucket spelled backwards (T)Tiger, (E) Eldrick(K), "CUB" - coincidence? no chance - odds of that 1: 4,000,000,000. I've heard rumors before that Lynn, Bam Bam, and company - know this to be true - granted no proof or confirmation from any of them - pretty tight lipped when I've asked them about this - I'll be back with more proof! I'm sure this post may bring out many from the closet with more information.

Good news and Bad News
 

Tiger was named AP Athlete of the Decade. He finished ahead of Lance Armstrong, Roger Federer, Michael Phelps and Tom Brady. Latest reports also have his wife Elin filing for divorce...sad.

Bucket doesn't have internet access from his Yacht Privacy - I expect we won't see him posting for an indefinite period of time.

The Maine Attraction
 

That’s good, very, very good. Explains allot. Got much snow up there Mikey? How is the "New English" coming? Learning not to pronounce your "R's" yet?

"Athlete of the Decade" with Trophy.




Tiger was seen practicing putting today.

Mass Hole
 

Just don't coss the boda DC - you know what we do to the people from Mass!:confused1

I like the putter Daryl- good work! It's crumbling now- he better find a fall out shelter!

Our Man On the Street
 

Daryl,

You are way too much.

:eyes:

Still wondering how you got those dead-on photos of the hydrant and tree long before anybody knew the property layouts and their exact locations.

If I had his cash . . . I'm still not sure I could scratch up enough smack to pay for a conjugal with something that didn't walk on hooves or eat with its face in a bowl.

Were you not able to find the Sears catalog when you unpacked all your crap or something? You sure have been posting a lot since you "quit." This is some of your best stuff though . . . can't lure the cat with Cheetoz no mo'?

I had thought of a Tiger Woods Calendar, but there may be more girls than months. Billy Dee Williams has proposed a better idea.


The Tiger Woods Mistresses Commemorative Plate Collection.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8

Hah!

LBG should put out some commemorative plates.............

Hi Im Lynn Blake. And Im pleased to announce that now you and your family can collect and learn at the same time with the Daryl DelSasso Commemorative Plate Collection. Each month you'll receive a handsome home fired commemorative plate immortalizing the Words and Wisdom of this Great Fountain of Golf Knowledge.

Such as, post number 1,862, from a recently as today........."are you saying that to me because Im Muslim?".

Or who could forget........post number 1,435 his shocking thread start......"Meatball Methods".

Followed quickly by post number 1,445 "My Rigid Power Package Method".

Beautiful words, beautiful plates! The first one hundred callers will receive a Special Gift, The Daryl DelSasso twitter collection.

Time is running out. Call today.

another day, another blonde
 

I was envious of his talent, if he was knocking this one off as well as it is alledged, I'm just jealous full stop!

OMG, I've had some pretty bad posts. :laughing9

Now that is funny!

I'm waiting for the first "I had his baby" plate! That should be worth some $$$'s!

Dude you must mean "BAD", you know like the jive version?

Next month LBG will be introducing the 12 Piece Bucket Twitter collection; "OMG my goat is sooo cute :) "

Nah. :) By bad, I mean "I can't believe I said that". :)

The Secret Life of Tiger Woods
 

The Learning Channel has produced an hour long "Special" :
The Secret Life of Tiger Woods: A Dateline Special This Sunday, Dec. 20th.

Wow, I don't know what to say anymore. I know we're having a little fun but I wasn't aware that the US, Great Britain, and Australia has such "brutal" and "Relentless" tabloids.

Now "TLC" has a one hour special? Whoa. Just when I thought things were dying down a tad.


http://tlc.discovery.com/tv-schedule...1213.56294.0.0

I . . . in fact . . . have a handsome goat.

Ho Ho Ho
 

What NOT to give the kids for Christmas.

It's because our People respect goats. It's our tradition. :laughing9

The "Tiger Woods Barbie Collection". Sold to all aspiring Athletes (over age 14).

Well, heard on the news this morning that Tiger is already back hitting balls. Going out to the range at night the past few days. I suspect his indefinite leave from golf will just be a few weeks longer than normal for him.

In the long run Haney will affect his swing more than the ladies.

Edited for being misleading by me..As of Dec 19th, find this interesting came from GolfWrx news..

As you all know Tiger's agent is Mark Steinberg. I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. My Member plays golf with and is a good friend of an IMG insider who got the following information directly from Steinberg and related it to me. I was told that the following is up to date as of yesterday.

On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, Tiger spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After he received and sent text message back and forth to Rachel, he would clear his message box to destroy the evidence. At some point during the afternoon texting session, one of Tiger's Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys. Tiger agreed and left the house around 7:30 to go play poker. He left behind his cell phone....and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.

When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message she had found on his phone. A heated discussion ensued. According to what I was told, there was more "incriminating evidence" than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger told Elin that she was reading too much in to it, and that she did not know the whole story. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t-shirt, came back downstairs were Elin confronted him, again. Tiger gave her the same story as before and sat down in a chair in the living room.

Elin sat across from him. She urged Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stuck to his story and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin, enraged, hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), virtually knocked out two of his upper teeth, and broke the bone on the upper right side.

Tiger, scared as hell, ran down the hallway, out of the house to the garage (explaining why he had on no shoes) followed by Elin swinging the golf club. Tiger hopped into the Escalade and tried to leave. As we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade in the process as well as doing considerable damage in the hallway.

When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.

If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another FL attorney, hired by Tiger for PR reasons, that Tiger was not ready to talk. This is why.

As amazing as it may seem, Tiger was in Phoenix. Tiger was originally transported to the hospital in Orlando with Elin in the ambulance where they were met by Mr. Steinberg. Tiger was taken in for X-Rays, etc. to assess the damage. The doctors told Steinberg there was not much they coukd do to repair the teeth and the gash, but did know a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger told Steinberg to get the jet ready and he and Steinberg flew to Phoenix to see the surgeon. The resulting procedures were more intense than what everyone had expected which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than expected. Tiger and Steinberg did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.

Since arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.

Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood - Bay Hill. Because of the high regard in which Tiger holds him and based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game, the person IMG contacted was Arnold Palmer. He has agreed to intervene with Tiger. IMG is convinced that if anyone can get through to Tiger, Mr. Palmer may be the only person who can.

As to other rumors, my source claims that the moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument - not because of Elin moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers. As of yesterday, she had no intention on doing so.

Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights). In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, is not in Palm Beach, and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it.

That is as up to date as I have........

whether it is accurate or not, it sure as hell reads well!!!

I remember years ago when the press went crazy over Diana, Princess of Wales and whether she had a bump on her nose smoothed out.

If TMZ get this story (and why the hell did you not try and sell it to them ya big dope?!!) then the paps will be going mental over whether he has had surgery or not!

Strange this same reported rumor appeared verbatum on Golf Wrx and has been removed as per today.

Yea its not mine, thats why I said "Find this interesting" it came off GW news but just though you might not of seen it here. I don't know who the author is but it sure sounds accurate.

I changed the quote to read accurate as to where it came from.

You Fooled Me
 

Burley,

I and almost everyone else on this site -- thanks bond007 -- thought these were your words. You should have attributed the article to the Golf Wrx site. As it stands, your post is misleading and, in fact, plagiarism. Judging from the quote above, I believe this was not your intent. Nevertheless, I feel your 'inside info' post led our members down the proverbial garden path and am personally disappointed in the way this was handled.

:naughty:

I should have made it more clear I, would or did not think of the issue someone might be offended and did not want to pump Golfwrx on your site. I have it on my facebook group page it came from Golfwrx. Not sure how I handled it badly from the stand point of saying it was not mine and agreed it came from Golfwrx. Just a post I thought was of interest guess next time I will make sure I am more clear so, there is no issues. Thanks Yoda.

Burley-

Posting, Pumping and Common Sense
 

Never considered the 'pump' angle. Thanks.

Still, if 'somethin' here' comes from 'somewhere else', then we need to disclose and attribute. If the post violates our posting rules http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/thread2.html, then we need to deal with it on those terms.

:salut: