Let the games begin......;)

Hitter's can cheat...using the right forearm angle of approach and tracing that plane line where ever they want....Cheaters the whole slew of them...especially that YodasLuke cat;) ....We swingers need to play by faith...child like faith in the orbit of the clubhead...."Faith in the Circle"....trust in that Arc of Approach and Aim that circle to the straight plane line.....

Swinger's are the "aerial assault....fighter pilots".....Hitters are "armored artillery...tanks"


You hitters are always just blowing up the damn plane line... you are Not the green superintendent's best friend......


Hope you guys that don't know me ..know "I'm dragging your rope handle"

Hitters are the 12 cylinder, blown injection, nitro burning quarter-mile muscle car.
Swingers are the 6 cylinder, dual turbo, balanced suspension, 200MPH formula track racer.

Give me the word and we'll turn this into it's own thread. :D

Bagger

And the formula for Kinetic Energy gives Velocity the greater value.

Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....=;

Change 21 year old to 21 month old and it sounds as impressive as it actually is.

Sorting Through the Golf Nut's Catalogue.

B-Ray

You want one of them Hatfield and McCoy type things? I'm not even sure if I'm with the Crips or the Bloods. I reckon I could choose a side.

original or extra crispy?

be careful!
 

Be careful about that for which you wish. [-o< We hitters are a different breed. Some right triceps driving against the #1 pressure point has been known to drop a swinger in his tracks. You guys don't want to deal with all the facial, reconstructive surgery.

The fight wouldn't be fair. You get Corey Pavin, we get Craig Stadler. You get Sergio Garcia, we get Tom Lehman. Are you starting to get the picture? The only saving grace is the 90% swingers versus the 10% hitters. I guess those stats would at least give you guys a fighting chance. :D :D

P.S. I'm taking Col. Sanders on my team. He can "git ur dun"!

We got the Big easy and the Elk....our boys look good doin it with no effort at all..you guys are "lunging all over the place"...!!!!!!


BTW with that much effort...looks like one would get tired off pushing turf all over the place.......Do you'all get tired after a bucket or two?;)


Our research at Campbell Universtiy reveals that based on a Sample of 105 PGM golfer's it's very close to a 50-50 split...but you're right 90% of what is taught is swinging....so yes we swinger still dominate the industry..because a lot people want to look like they can play...so they imitate our swings when they try to hit their ball...that's the problem you see...Look like...play like...


Love ya Teddy Ball game!!!!

You ain't never got no RUDE - Ernest T. Bass
 

Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.

Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!

The Swinger is :cool: ..the "real ladies man"....all the chicks at the tournament are folllowing him arond to give him their phone # to play a-round that night...


The Hitter always looks :mad: especially around swingers so he usually feels llike he needs to punch something or someone.....

blue collar comedy
 

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print!

I can get you in touch with Jeff Foxworthy. You can help him update his material.

Foxworthy ain't got squat on Ron K. White. That is one funny dude!

When you're right....you're right.....


White is funny as hell....

Ron White
 

Ron plays at my friends club here in Atlanta. It's a first class club, it's new with about 100 members. I'll get him to sign a hat for the Bucket. ;)

SWEET!!!!!!

The hitter's platform?
 

Do hitters drive off of their big fat bellies? Or is it the right shoulder? I always forget....sorry. ;)

Do hitters show "crack" at impact with their waist bend just like they do when they bend over to pick the ball out of the hole?;) ...

Hitter's deliver a right hand punch while swingers crack the whip......you swingers need to try some real hand to hand combat.

Hitter's think more in straight line....a straight line punch delivered into impact.....Swinger's think more in circle's, more rotation.....

Boxer's Punch:D ....Figure Skater's Spin.

Yodasluke aka Ali
B-Ray aka Frazier

Ding Ding Ding

Sorting Through the Hitter's Passages of the Yellow Book.

B-Ray

I know I do have the plumber's crack thing going! But . . .

We all know the other thing plumbers LOVE to do . . .

Mama Sang Bass...Daddy Sang Treble
 

Colonel,

Let me be the first to announce...

Homer Kelley just turned over...

And smiled!

:)

Like school on a Saturday
 

. . . no class.

I read this again . . . you said the club is first class. Is ole Ron stabbin' trash there or playin' golf? If he's playing golf it probably won't be first class long!

They call me . . . :D

Aren't hitters the guys that have a cigar in their mouth, Munsingwear hard collar shirt untucked in the back, "Bucket's Hat" and wear brown Dexter golf shoes with the tassles and a couple of spikes missing?

Swingers are the cats that smoke in the lounge after a round,wear the Zanella pants from Italy, The Bobby Jones Collection Silk Shirt, Matching acccessories, Titleist Visor, and the White Footjoy Classics Style #50672?

;)

ASS

Victoria's Secret . . .
 

She's a man! And a Swinger to boot.

Swingers got all them purty clothes . . . but they got on women's draws underneath!

Hitters got tighty whiteys with the skid mark.

Hitters - Plaid bag, no headcovers (except on their irons perhaps), cut-off jeans shorts, t-shirt.

Swingers - Speed cart, Cameron putter-cover, buttoned up polo.

:)

Arrows and Swords
 

Swingers flirt with clubhead throw-away. Hitters crush the clubhead against the ball.

Swingers shoot arrows like an archer and Hitters stab with swords if they fought to save Middle Earth alongside Aragorn son of Arathorn.


The Steelers are Hitters. Pass offenses are Swingers.

Hitters can do both. Swingers can only Swing.

Swinger... Danny Noonan


Hitter...D'Annunzio


Who won the Caddy Scholarship?


That's right=; cause the face ain't listening

skippin' and stompin'
 

Swingers skip down the fairway.
Hitters stomp down the fairway.

Swingers are ballerinas.
Hitters are boxers.

Swingers- quiche and croissants for breakfast at O'Charlie's

Hitters- biscuits, gravy, eggs, sausage, hashbrowns and grits at Waffle House
(don't forget the ketchup)

Jim S.

Swingers like ProV1x, multi-layer for the soft feel...

Hitters like TopFlites!

Swingers Like watching old clips of Bobby Jones!

Hitters like watching the RE/MAX long-drive championship!

Swingers like Absolut Limon with Diet Coke and a Twist of Lime!

Hitters like Pabst Blue Ribbon (data da Milwaukee in me)!

I give each not to poke fun, as I think I'm a still part switter!

FL-John

Swingers drink Top Shelf.....Hitters out of the Tap...

I'll hook a drink outta the sink, hose, dawg bowl or toilet if necessary.

I think Yoda prefers Hitting and he's an accomplishedpianist (uh huh). So maybe all hitters ain't mouth breathers.

And some of us swingers prefer carharts to cashmere :D

(Of course, there is the possibility that I may be a hitter trapped in a swinger's pattern)