Smothered, Covered, Diced, Chunked, and Collarded Eatin' Section
 

OK boys (and girls) I'm startin' this thread to teach y'all about good eatin' habits and the food groups (pig, cow, chicken carcass and samich).

This is where you get to test drive that Betty Crocker Oven thingie in your shack.

I'll start out with a few simple ones and then well go at it Julia Childs Style (pour some of your PBR out on the curb RIP JC in da house!).

Y'all can add some of your fave's and I'll provide necessary adjustment and constructive feedback.

Disclaimer: I will not be liable for the integrity of your bowl movments. These have been tested by me and my super-human stomach of iron. But those with lesser fortitudes . . . partake at your own risk.

Fizzy Nutz on the Road Again!
 

This is a southern classic . . . Quick Easy and Yummy for your Tummy.

Healthy Snack while you navagate your Vega

Stop at any gas station. The best for your requirements are ones that have a bathroom outside with a key on a string or chain, attached to a big piece wood (also good for practicing your Flying Wedges).

1. Purchase a sodee (soda, coke, soft drink, carbonated beverage). If you really want to get the full effect you need something like Grap Soda, Sunkist, or something fruity.

2. Get a pack of peanuts (typically 2 fo a dolla Holla!).

3. Start the car. Crank the stereo.

4. Open Sodee.

5. Pour the peanutz in the sodee . . . DO IT DAMN IT!!!!

6. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Do not be a doo doo head and choke yourself trying to keep the stuff off your shirt. This will give your shirt character. People will admire and respect this stained badge of broadened culinary horizons.

this is all ya'll need to know:

http://bullocksbbq.com/_wsn/page5.html

...just go fer Family Style and add sweet tea and nanner puddin...they have a BIG ol' industrial scale in the foyay, so u kin see how much you dun et...bucket, i know you had to patronized this place!

-hcw

Bullocks
 

Why.



Yes.



I.


Have.

Soda du Jour?
 

Do you prefer Classic Coke, DP, or Big Red as your soda of choice? The diet concious can kid themselves with a DC or DDP. Big Red must be taken full strength!

What is Big Red?
 

Not sure about Big Red? We got Cheerwine down here. Best soda EVER MADE. I dated a chick they use to call "Big Red." Didn't work out.

Any kind of grape soda is the perfect peanut submersion solution. I'm sure Big Red will do awight.

Sorry, I forgot that Big Red is a Texas thing. It is basically a cross between strawberry soda and bubble gum. Tasty over Blue Bell vanilla ice cream (pink float) as well as peanuts! I will have to check out Cheerwine if I happen wander my way to the Carolinas some day.

Oh My GOD! Family sytle all the way! And Cheerwine! Can't get either good BBQ or Cheerwine in Ohio. (This is what comes from going to that school in Durham)

Another restaurant that I miss is Bojangles (sorry Colonel, much better than KFC)

Roots are a call'in
 

I'm the only dude in my family that has done a comprehensive study on my "roots".

My genes landed in N.C. in the late 1700's. They hung out in west N.C. for a long time.

I'm a 4th generation Oregonian and have been living in Texas for a dozen years, but now I'm git'in crave'ns. Done BBQ steer about as many way's as it can be done. Texmex is backup here. This N.C. stuff sounds dern good!!!

Bagger

Sir. Do not be mistaken. The Colonel moniker was affectional given to me by Yoda aka Collards aka Mr. Green Jeans aka Lynn "the Truth" Blake. I think that you have certainly been misguided or misled whether knowingly or unknowingly that I favor Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC as you say over Bojangles. I sir am a self-proclaimed, self-educated aficionado of fried chicken and "fixin'z". I am very much aware that Bojangles is preferable to "KFC." I think my "Colonel" handle has a better ring to it than "Mr. Bojangles." "Mr. Bojangles" would conjure up images of a Mr. Rogers gone wrong . . . very wrong.

I sir am most particular about the image I wish to convey. I have spent years cultivating the marginally retarded mouth breathing chicken grease persona that I have developed. I will not have it ruined by sophistry.

I hope this clears up any questions or concerns that you may have in regards "Colonel" or Bucket. I will NOT speak on this subject again.

Sincerely

Bucket.

PS. I hope the "school in Durham" you mentioned is North Carolina Central University, The School of Science and Math or Durham Tech. If not, DUCK FOOK. Thank you.

Howlin' In the Hall
 

Suhs,

The afo-mentioned post by The Colonel is one des-tined fawh...the LBG Howl of Fame.

Y'all know what I mean...

Don't ya know.

:)

It's a small world and a tangled up family tree after all.
 

I tried to trace my roots once . . . got to be such a tangled mess had to give it up. Roots more crossed up than crab grass in a punkin patch.

Some how with you being a 4th generation Oregonian. I bet your folks got there on a railroad. I bet there were some pre-Bucket Crews' smugglin' moon shine and havin' dookey toofus on the train with 'em.

One has to correct the record on occasion. Particularly when demagoged by a possible former resident of . . . Rat'ville.

I must say it again. It makes me feel better.

Duck fook.

There. Back to the regularly scheduled program.

PS. rchang cute kid by the way. I certainly hope that you have not exposed him to the Devil?

I take it that you enjoy men dressed in a very unbecoming shade of blue. Too bad.

Unfortunately that child really could care less about basketball. (Also sadly, the next picture was one of him using his golfclub as a lightsaber) My younger son, though, likes being J.J. Redick. And fortunately, being a Christian man, I have refrained from teaching him, "Go to hell, Carolina, go to hell."

Couldn't afford railroad or horses. Got there on Donkey. Lost some of them on Donner Pass, but that's another culinary story.

The rest of em stayed in West N.C. and opened a brothel, made their own shine.

Now you know...the rest of the thaasdooorry. Darn tooff.

Bagger

In due time. In due time.

I have a picture of my first child that I would like to place for your review in my forum. At the age of I think it was 3 months, we had properly suited him with a Dook Sux one'z. It is a picture that I will of course cherish forever.

Although Mr. Red-dick is an incorrigible chap with a rather unpleasant haircut, I must say that he is quite a bit better than Mr. Laetner who will ever be despised for his narcissism and nefarious yet particularly femine dispositon. I trust that you have seen the photos of one Mr. Love being teabagged at a frat party in Chapel Hill? Quite disturbing . . . but convivial as well.

Very well then. I certainly appreciate your contributions to my forum. And I will not hold your bad choice of institution of higher learning against you.

Good day.

Hate to say this, but Laettner was just as conceited on campus as his critics state he was on court. Hurley on the other hand was a pretty nice guy. Can't wait to see that pic of your son.

Good evening to you, sahr.

southern grammatical error
 

I would like to point out that in the deep south a grape soda is referred to as a "Nehi belly washer"