Old Blades -- Can't Wait to Try 'Em

[12 piece bucket]

I purchase the soap from a woman who does soaps, lotions and lip balms in her garage and basement. I suspect there may be a bit of eye of newt, clipped hair of toad, and other secret ingredients, but it sure does the job. I can always tell where each one is made. The one I currently have has the feint smell of automobile oil. The one in the cupboard seems to have a hint of coal.

does this chick have indoor plumbing and teeth . . . if so . . . pm number please sir.