You know you are a machine head when:

[comdpa]

You think nothing of walking with a bent right wrist all the day long...in fact, try as hard as you might to straighten it, you can't, for it has been frozen bent!

[Bagger Lance]

You steer your car with a flat left/bent right wrist

The Home Depot Manager orders more dowels because the stock is slightly warped

You have a putter, club, and dowels in your office and routinely practice your alignments in the hallway.

The yellow book is laying on top of your Bible on the nightstand.

You stand outside at 1AM in freezing rain testing the latest epiphany learned from the forum.

You trace plane lines on the tiles of the shower.

[rchang72]

Random objects become impact bags.

Hinges are found on your left arm and not the doors.

You spend as much time chipping/pitching on the range as you do on full stroke.

You spend more time practicing with things found in a hardware store than you do with things found in a golf store.

Leadbeater/Flick/Harmon/Haney elicit as much good will as Bin Laden/Hitler/Attila the Hun

Down & out is a good thing

[geoffb]

Down & out is a good thing

LOL I love that one.

Here's some:

• While cleaning the pool with the leaf scoop you concentrate on keeping your flying wedges intact and the sensation of your #3pp as you drag it through the water.
  
• Whilst playing tennis, you keep your racquet inline with your forearm and with a frozen bent wrist you strike the tennis ball on the inside-top quadrant without quitting.
  
• You also apply TGM to your cricket strokes.
  
• Your girlfriend doesn't even react anymore when she see's you tracing tiles, fanning or doing any other Yoda prescribed drill.
  

[birdie_man]

You trace plane lines on the tiles of the shower.

Done it! Many times!

Trace a Straight Plane Line with the shampoo bottle....!