You know you are a machine head when:

[rchang72]

Random objects become impact bags.

Hinges are found on your left arm and not the doors.

You spend as much time chipping/pitching on the range as you do on full stroke.

You spend more time practicing with things found in a hardware store than you do with things found in a golf store.

Leadbeater/Flick/Harmon/Haney elicit as much good will as Bin Laden/Hitler/Attila the Hun

Down & out is a good thing

[geoffb]

Down & out is a good thing

LOL I love that one.

Here's some:

• While cleaning the pool with the leaf scoop you concentrate on keeping your flying wedges intact and the sensation of your #3pp as you drag it through the water.
  
• Whilst playing tennis, you keep your racquet inline with your forearm and with a frozen bent wrist you strike the tennis ball on the inside-top quadrant without quitting.
  
• You also apply TGM to your cricket strokes.
  
• Your girlfriend doesn't even react anymore when she see's you tracing tiles, fanning or doing any other Yoda prescribed drill.