You know you are a machine head when:

[12 piece bucket]

Thanks to a late fall in VA, you once again notice that a leaf blower and a pile of leaves are a great way to learn 'lag pressure' by creating a 'wall of force' to move the leaves off the yard. You've got to 'sustain the lag'

Edz! Come on man! Rake those leaves! Get your right forearm on plane with that rake and drag it!

[efnef]

You know you are a machine head when being in the fairway is no longer an issue.

[Yoda]

You know you are a machine head when being in the fairway is no longer an issue.

Or when you ask on a 487-yard par 4...

"Where's the flag?"

[Richw]

You pray that the elevator is empty so you can check your impact alignments in the mirror

You wave at people with a RFP

You shut doors with a bent right wrist and the thrust of PP3 against the door knob

[drewitgolf]

All of your friends give you the "Secret Hand Shake", because they know you will give it to them don't give it to you.

[stilltrying]

When you're thinking maximum lag pressure on your snow shovel.