Hitters are the 12 cylinder, blown injection, nitro burning quarter-mile muscle car.
Swingers are the 6 cylinder, dual turbo, balanced suspension, 200MPH formula track racer.
Give me the word and we'll turn this into it's own thread.
Bagger
And the formula for Kinetic Energy gives Velocity the greater value.
Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....
Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....
You want one of them Hatfield and McCoy type things? I'm not even sure if I'm with the Crips or the Bloods. I reckon I could choose a side.
Yeah..let's make it a thread..I really want to get get into one of those heated battles over the hitting versus swinging....you know.."US versus Them" kinda gigs.....Bucket where the hell are you?..hidin behind your Col. Sanders beard....
Be careful about that for which you wish. We hitters are a different breed. Some right triceps driving against the #1 pressure point has been known to drop a swinger in his tracks. You guys don't want to deal with all the facial, reconstructive surgery.
The fight wouldn't be fair. You get Corey Pavin, we get Craig Stadler. You get Sergio Garcia, we get Tom Lehman. Are you starting to get the picture? The only saving grace is the 90% swingers versus the 10% hitters. I guess those stats would at least give you guys a fighting chance.
P.S. I'm taking Col. Sanders on my team. He can "git ur dun"!
We got the Big easy and the Elk....our boys look good doin it with no effort at all..you guys are "lunging all over the place"...!!!!!!
BTW with that much effort...looks like one would get tired off pushing turf all over the place.......Do you'all get tired after a bucket or two?
Our research at Campbell Universtiy reveals that based on a Sample of 105 PGM golfer's it's very close to a 50-50 split...but you're right 90% of what is taught is swinging....so yes we swinger still dominate the industry..because a lot people want to look like they can play...so they imitate our swings when they try to hit their ball...that's the problem you see...Look like...play like...
Love ya Teddy Ball game!!!!
Last edited by annikan skywalker : 01-27-2006 at 11:29 AM.
Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.
Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
The Swinger is ..the "real ladies man"....all the chicks at the tournament are folllowing him arond to give him their phone # to play a-round that night...
The Hitter always looks especially around swingers so he usually feels llike he needs to punch something or someone.....
Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.
Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print!
I can get you in touch with Jeff Foxworthy. You can help him update his material.
We hitters are a different breed. Some right triceps driving against the #1 pressure point has been known to drop a swinger in his tracks. You guys don't want to deal with all the facial, reconstructive surgery.
..the "real ladies man"....all the chicks at the tournament are folllowing him arond to give him their phone # to play a-round that night...
especially around swingers so he usually feels llike he needs to punch something or someone.....
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