We got the Big easy and the Elk....our boys look good doin it with no effort at all..you guys are "lunging all over the place"...!!!!!!
BTW with that much effort...looks like one would get tired off pushing turf all over the place.......Do you'all get tired after a bucket or two?
Our research at Campbell Universtiy reveals that based on a Sample of 105 PGM golfer's it's very close to a 50-50 split...but you're right 90% of what is taught is swinging....so yes we swinger still dominate the industry..because a lot people want to look like they can play...so they imitate our swings when they try to hit their ball...that's the problem you see...Look like...play like...
Love ya Teddy Ball game!!!!
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Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.
Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
The Swinger is ..the "real ladies man"....all the chicks at the tournament are folllowing him arond to give him their phone # to play a-round that night...
The Hitter always looks especially around swingers so he usually feels llike he needs to punch something or someone.....
Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.
Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print!
I can get you in touch with Jeff Foxworthy. You can help him update his material.
Ron plays at my friends club here in Atlanta. It's a first class club, it's new with about 100 members. I'll get him to sign a hat for the Bucket.
. . . no class.
I read this again . . . you said the club is first class. Is ole Ron stabbin' trash there or playin' golf? If he's playing golf it probably won't be first class long!