Hitting and Swinging Analogies

[annikan skywalker]

Aren't hitters the guys that have a cigar in their mouth, Munsingwear hard collar shirt untucked in the back, "Bucket's Hat" and wear brown Dexter golf shoes with the tassles and a couple of spikes missing?

Swingers are the cats that smoke in the lounge after a round,wear the Zanella pants from Italy, The Bobby Jones Collection Silk Shirt, Matching acccessories, Titleist Visor, and the White Footjoy Classics Style #50672?



ASS

[12 piece bucket]

Aren't hitters the guys that have a cigar in their mouth, Munsingwear hard collar shirt untucked in the back, "Bucket's Hat" and wear brown Dexter golf shoes with the tassles and a couple of spikes missing?

Swingers are the cats that smoke in the lounge after a round,wear the Zanella pants from Italy, The Bobby Jones Collection Silk Shirt, Matching acccessories, Titleist Visor, and the White Footjoy Classics Style #50672?



ASS

She's a man! And a Swinger to boot.

Swingers got all them purty clothes . . . but they got on women's draws underneath!

Hitters got tighty whiteys with the skid mark.

[cometgolfer]

Hitters - Plaid bag, no headcovers (except on their irons perhaps), cut-off jeans shorts, t-shirt.

Swingers - Speed cart, Cameron putter-cover, buttoned up polo.

[6bmike]

Swingers flirt with clubhead throw-away. Hitters crush the clubhead against the ball.

Swingers shoot arrows like an archer and Hitters stab with swords if they fought to save Middle Earth alongside Aragorn son of Arathorn.


The Steelers are Hitters. Pass offenses are Swingers.

Hitters can do both. Swingers can only Swing.

[annikan skywalker]

Swinger... Danny Noonan


Hitter...D'Annunzio


Who won the Caddy Scholarship?


That's right cause the face ain't listening

[YodasLuke]

Swinger... Danny Noonan


Hitter...D'Annunzio


Who won the Caddy Scholarship?


That's right cause the face ain't listening

Swingers skip down the fairway.
Hitters stomp down the fairway.

Swingers are ballerinas.
Hitters are boxers.

[starretj]

Swingers- quiche and croissants for breakfast at O'Charlie's

Hitters- biscuits, gravy, eggs, sausage, hashbrowns and grits at Waffle House
(don't forget the ketchup)

Jim S.