Sittin', Starin' and Rockin'

[Yoda]

Colonel 12 Piece is having a little trouble with his new 'moderator' skills. He's somehow managed to get his post under my header and get my post into a quote. But hey...that's our Colonel! And since I can't put Humpty Dumpty back together again, lets just solve the problem this way:

My Post:

All right, Colonel. My favorite North Carolina Golfing Machine Authorized Instructor, Eddie Cox (ECOX) told me you've been strugglin' lately with the 10-2-B 'Strong' Grip. Or was it that you hold a secret love for the 10-2-D 'Strong Grip?' Should I keep them 'V's' pointed to my Right Shoulder or should I twist'em toward my Hip?.

The Colonel's Response:

It is not that I have secret love for the D-grip. It is the way that I have been designed by GAWD. I think my abnormally large man breastusis require that my arms hang in such a way that my palms face my pants. Well come to think of it my palms facing my pants could be for other reasons . . . hmm.

Anyways . . .I was certainly tickled when you posted a response to my many D-grip interrogations. It was the one about the HAMMER. I boosted the hammer from the ole office janitor closet. I have been nailing and hammering everything around the work place with my D-grip . . .walls, proposals, staplers, clients, lunch, receptionists etc. etc.

I have even got my boss in on the act.

"Richard, whu-duh-hale-iz-u-doin'-wif-duh-hamma?"

I'm practicing my golfing motion sir.

"sum-bic-lit-me-c-dat-thang. . . I'll-b-it-am-like-gawf-ain't-it?"

Why yes sir. You see if you take the grip with your palm turned toward the inclined plane of motion at impact fix well you have a 10-2-D grip . . .

"son . . . we-gone-haf-to-have-us-one'uh'dem-ran-dumb-drug-tests-agin."