Lies!!! Lies!!! No more lies!!!!

[12 piece bucket]

12 Piece

I don't have to lie anymore got rid of her Just kidding, no more lies for me. I found a solution to my addition with the G.O.L.F. I work by a golf course that is 4 minutes from my work. Lunch time is my favorite part of my day. My lunch is white crack best diet ever; One or two buckets of white crack I am good to go (Tuesday,Wednesday,Thrusday) and Monday night from 7:00PM PST till 10:00PM PST All you can hit white crack till the Lights go out. Friday,Saturday and Sunday Family time. How good does it get. I try to squeeze in a round or two between wife and kids activities.

Regards
Ball Turf

You got it made dude! Is the handicap trending down?

Now that you're all hyped up on the crack . . . got get them kiddies hooked on crack too. My oldest is 4. I gave him some crack. He thought it was a sword. Still bruised on my ankles. Some have violent reactions when on crack.

Get them young'uns hooked on crack early.

Crack don't kill . . . crack is good.

[bambam]

...I work by a golf course that is 4 minutes from my work. Lunch time is my favorite part of my day...

After 2 years of my wife working on her masters and golfing whenever I wanted, I'm doin' the same thing...only way to go if you got a family. The other solution I came up with was to build an indoor "range" (driving mat + net soon to be a piece of carpet) in our barn..."honey, goin' out to the barn for a few minutes!"

got get them kiddies hooked on crack too.

While we were doing the baby shower registration thing, I snuck away when my wife wasn't looking and registered for one of those little Nike golf golf clubs. Luckily I have a couple un-married friends who knew what the baby really needed!