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Old 06-29-2006, 12:14 PM
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What FORCES are REAL? What is a FORCE? F=MA

GRAVITY?

INERTIA?

MOMENTUM?

MAGNETISM?

CENTRIPETAL FORCE?

ANY OTHERS?

WHICH OF THESE APPLY TO GOLF?
The Golf Gods are real. They represent a real force. I know because they don't like me.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:38 PM
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The Golf Gods are real. They represent a real force. I know because they don't like me.
Mate, that was so funny
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by lagster
What FORCES are REAL? What is a FORCE? F=MA

GRAVITY?

INERTIA?

MOMENTUM?

MAGNETISM?

CENTRIPETAL FORCE?

ANY OTHERS?

WHICH OF THESE APPLY TO GOLF?
Gravity: Pulls the ball back to Earth after 180 yards. Without it the ball will go 285 yards like on the PGA because they stop gravity for tournaments.

Inertia: It’s what you feel when you have a cart buddy that doesn’t drive very well.

Momentum: Is what you need to get up a steep hill on a battery operated golf cart.

Magnetism: That is why balls turn right and land in the water. They are being pulled in by the Golf Gods.

Centripetal Force: That’s Spanish for Centrifugal Force. The force that POWERS the Golf swing.

LOL.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:53 PM
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Mate, that was so funny
OZZY,nice to hear you mate -how are you doing in the WORLD CUP!
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Old 06-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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OZZY,nice to hear you mate -how are you doing in the WORLD CUP!
We wuz robbed

Greg Louganis had been giving diving lessons to the Italians

They knew all about Centrifugal force
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Old 06-29-2006, 10:50 PM
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This yahoo tried this same thread on my site.

He made a comment about Lag not being real.

I STOPPED HIM COLD WITH THIS ONE:

"At Address, take your right thumb off of the club, point it at the target, UN-hook your right forefinger and let it DANGLE—slightly off of the club, then hit a full driver at 100+mph.

(if you can)

Why doesn't the driver FLY out of the right hand for a decent player?

Don't hurt yourself, the answer isn't in any book (except the yellow one...implied)."

BTW, dude, Mathew can knock this one out of the park!

You'll get called out on strikes without swinging.
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:21 PM
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...(if you can)...
I really enjoyed this quote from Brian haha...

I am worried however, will the realisation that lag not being real cause my drives to dribble off the tee???

Can somebody help me on this one?
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Old 06-30-2006, 05:12 AM
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This yahoo tried this same thread on my site. He made a comment about Lag not being real. I STOPPED HIM COLD WITH THIS ONE:
With the greatest of respect Brian I think you have a case of mistaken identity. I logged back in your site just now. Your system said that my previous logon was 01-28-2005. That's nearly 18 months ago. Your site tells me I made a total of 8 posts. Three were in a discussion called "Inside aft quadrant ??!!!". Four were in a discussion called "Golfing Machine Science.". One was in a discussion called "Ball and low point". The last words you wrote to me were "Yes, I do have those numbers....Will post them tommorrow."

You never did! Then you come here and boast about how you "STOPPED HIM COLD".

Wrong Brian. Not impressive at all.

As to the other ranting and mockery. That's your choice, and the natural consequences will follow. The discussion will deteriorate and die and anybody's chance of learning anything on the subject of frames of reference will die with it until one of your own explains it to you. An excellent opportunity to reconcile TGM theories with mainstream physics concepts will be missed.

If anybody is still reading, the laws of physics are different in non-inertial frames. The concepts, calculations and discussions become much more complicated because you have to apply so many corrections to deal with the motion of the frame itself. The results (after all the hard work) will be the same. Unfortunately the concepts are not immediately accessible to the man in the street. That does not mean they are wrong or invalid Mike.

Why is the difference important? As ThinkingPlus pointed out it is convenient for many purposes to use non-inertial frames of reference. For any physicist who wants to take the little yellow book at face value, the knowledge of the possibility of Mr Kelley using different frames of reference will eliminate a lot of head scratching.

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