If ANYBODY knows this stuff . . . it would be the D-Cap-it-tater.
What the hell are spit shakes? Is that some sort of bodily function concoction that you feed your victims before you whack 'em dead? Or is the shakes you get when you haven't had your fix of Hostess King Dongs?
You really have dropped so low- It's just sad! Oh- by the way- when you get home tonight and check out back for your barbecue- AIN'T THERE!, I TOOK IT!