Rope-Handle or Axe-Handle? Funny I didn't know my mom was still in the business. She's looking good on camera . . . it really does add some LBs though.
Wouldn't you know it - just about the only thing that Homer says is mutually exclusive- Rope Handle and Axe Handle.
Bucket, go back to the book and find a way that we can do both of these simultaneously and get back to me! Wait, I've got it, I'll use the Rope Handle and you use the Axe Handle! We'll throw in the flying wedges for good measure. The little Bast.... going to pay!