Verizon Heritage -- Only Shotmakers Need Apply

[12 piece bucket]

It is true- up until last week I have been loaning Bucket vast sums of money- he is $1.3 million in debt to me- all used to buy game fixing gadgets. As of last week- I refused to loan additional money to 12 piece bucket- I have tired of the old line "But really this new gadget is the final piece of the puzzle!".

Plus, as he mentions - I am saving up for a new operation that will completely erase all memory of Bucket from my mind- very expensive but evidently a potential huge source of revenue for the surgeons- as they have had many, many requests for this very same surgery- including his wife (ooh!- ouch!)

Finally, I hate to give advice to the grease bucket but for the sake of all Southerner's- I would suggest that you yell "THERE AIN'T NO ANGLE OF APPROACH TO AN ANGLE OF APPROACH PROCEDURE!" "WOOOOO DOGGIE!"

I could say more but I need to go- I haven't been able to locate my medicine for the last couple of days and it is getting bad!

Mike O.

Nice post goober! Good to see that you are maintaining your "identities."