If in fact it is a four ball event (best ball is not recognized by the USGA), I will take my man Chris Asbell. We are the Georgia PGA four ball champs and both swingers.
I understand that there are some cavemen coming you might be able to partner with or, like you stated, you could just play with yourself (the door is now open bucket).
Oh naw . . . You can't do that with the door open!!!! Rookie.