Congrats on the marriage, but not on the golf issue.
When I got married, all of my buddies were creating a tunnel of HG drivers (the golfer's sword) when we entered the reception.
Ted,
That may the funniest thing I have EVER read here!
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure and you might remember me from such films as 'The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed' and 'They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.'"