Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Mike O.
Hello Mrs. O,
I'm fairly new at LBG, I didn't get to know your husband very well yet, but I'm pretty sure he would want me to have his boat and riding lawn mower. Please PM me with your email address. I prefer not to post my shipping address here where the authorities may see it.
Kevin
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