I'll take the equally deluded Ted Fort, Jeff Hull and 12 Piece Bucket -- -- against the best ball of you and any three of your referenced Cambridge physicists.
Yoda - You really need to pick three completely deluded CF (or whatever its called) swingers. Ted is disqualified, Jeff admits he probably pushes through impact, and Bucket uses 72 different patterns during a single round.
I suggest EdZ, MikeO, and Collin Neeman.
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