Actually, Bucket, the Champ has you to thank for his success. Don't you remember the night of his 10th Anniversary party at his home in Orlando? Brian and Kimberly invited all participants in our LBG Academy at Falcon's Fire to the celebration, and you used pool cues as dowels to show him Impact Fix and the Magic of the Right Forearm.
"Wow, Bucket!" I recall him saying. "I can use this!"
Holy Cow . . . . there goes the witness protection program deal! Wow . . . . that was good time! Actually I think that conversation was about the visual equivalents as described in the 5th edtion where Mr. Kelley talks about the Angle of Approach being parallel to the On-Plane Right Forearm . . . . I figured after that conversation and Teddy Ballgame slinging the pool cues around he'd be shanking it . . . . I still contend I got better hair than he does. If I had had my product with me . . . .
Please note any of you goobers that wish to reproduce my image or if your wife wants to print it out for material . . . my people will be contacting you for royalty payment.
There are very few "appropriate moments" with Bucket, but this was one of them!
To be honest, I was convinced he was a cyborg super computer, programed by Golf Discount to spread shock and awe. Man. Back to the 911 conspiracy for me, I guess. I would have bet good money too.
To be honest, I was convinced he was a cyborg super computer, programed by Golf Discount to spread shock and awe. Man. Back to the 911 conspiracy for me, I guess. I would have bet good money too.
That's a cardboard cut-out . . . plus BG's not real either . . . . no human is capable of beating a field by double. You're just fine atop the grassy knoll. But . . . WRASSLIN' IS REAL.
Dont fall for this misinformation people. Brian is real alright. But Heimi, er Bucket is a USGA robot, operative folks. His end game? To gets us all covering the arc of approach so we start reading Golf Magazines again. That photo of him/it with Brian proves it. Didnt work there, though did it, Mr Computer Head. Nice try! "5th edition", my aunt Fanny! Busted.
As for the grassy knoll............. phone company.