To be honest, I was convinced he was a cyborg super computer, programed by Golf Discount to spread shock and awe. Man. Back to the 911 conspiracy for me, I guess. I would have bet good money too.
That's a cardboard cut-out . . . plus BG's not real either . . . . no human is capable of beating a field by double. You're just fine atop the grassy knoll. But . . . WRASSLIN' IS REAL.
Dont fall for this misinformation people. Brian is real alright. But Heimi, er Bucket is a USGA robot, operative folks. His end game? To gets us all covering the arc of approach so we start reading Golf Magazines again. That photo of him/it with Brian proves it. Didnt work there, though did it, Mr Computer Head. Nice try! "5th edition", my aunt Fanny! Busted.
As for the grassy knoll............. phone company.