But my wife is going to yell at me.....

[golfguru]

You could always throw some weeds into the lawn and the you can tell her indoors that you are doing 'good gardening' rather than destroying the lawn

[EdZ]

Pull the covers off the bed to the foot, pull the blankets down off the bed and hit chip shots into the blanket (you didn't hear it from me: did I mention I'm on bottle #2 and it's the Masters!)
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(best off a matt unless you have a good carpet)