You might want to play "12 Piece Bucket". Wow, I'm old or something. In 54 years I've never been to a Red-Neck Bar, had Country-Line Dancing Lessons or been to a NASCAR event. I've never seen country line dancing except on TV. Do people do that in Public? And someone teaches it? Hmm?
What are you some kinda commie or something? Spy alert . . code orange . .