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Originally Posted by 6bmike
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You know you are a machine head when:
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-- You see nothing abnormal about having a mop outside your patio door and a tire, an impact bag, a sand iron and a weighted club at your garage door.
-- You can't pass the mop aisle at Kroger without testing the new models.
-- You have totally lost the ability to discriminate between people 'listening' and people 'staring'.
-- You wonder what Homer meant by the word 'is'.
-- You have your LBG member name embroidered on your golf bag.