[psheehan]

This should be fun because the only forum that I've previously been qualifed to manage is that one by published by Larry Flynt. OK let us first establish the rules of this here forum. House rules:

Rule 1 - There ain't no rules.
Rule 2 - See rule 1.

Now I hope that y'all will not be intimidated by my colossal intellect, boyish good looks and impish charm. I am here for you. To guide you through heartburn and reflux problems, sour relationships, internet pawno addictions, bad credit, chronic halitosis, toenail fungus, dookey toofus, uncontrollable flatulence, effective spousal golf deceit strategery etc. etc. etc.

Where shall we go first?

I guess I'd like to start things off with a question..... what the hell is dookey toofus???????