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Old 02-22-2006, 12:10 AM
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Be Warned Do Not Feed the Camaro Mullet
Originally Posted by cometgolfer
12-Piece,

May I suggest a warning be placed on your forum that food not be consumed while reading your posts. I almost choked on dinner while reading about the "Camaro Mullet".

CG
Cometgolfer,

Better that you "almost" choke upon your dinner than to disturb the most violent and nefarious character that is the Camaro Mullet. Such a mistake in judgement could lead your being choked and consumed for dinner.

This creature is extremely dangerous. Its habitat is typically Adult Book Store Parking Lots, Office Supply sections of Walmarts where it can be found sniffing magic markers, sand boxes, and mama's underwear drawers where sniffing is also taking place. Should you ever hear Dokken, Black Sabbath, or Ratt cacophonously being emitted from an 80's circa muscle cars, you should turn and walk away . . .

quickly.

Here is a more gaunt version of the same.

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