[12 piece bucket]

I totally agree with Tom. It is a "controlled fall", and your feet continuously keep your face from making contact with terra firma. It's when the feet are uneducated as to their respective tasks that impact is inevitable, of which my 7 month old is becoming more aware. One of the major snares in this model is alcohol. This substance interrupts the brain to feet connection.

"Occifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

Yep. You think this has anything to do with the operation of the Machine? The "controlled fall" not the alcohol part . . .