[Yoda]

I got to go out yesterday and play a round with my club pro, Chip Sullivan. He played me and 2 other buddies in a best ball match. We are all around 6 handicaps. On the first tee I was loosening up and wondering what T.G.M. swing thought would I take to the course today. I am terrible about being too mechanical during a round of golf. Just before it was my turn to tee it up, I heard Yoda's voice saying "drag the wet mop." My first swing I hit it right down the middle, and went on to make a solid par. At the end of the day I managed to roll in a twenty footer for birdie on 18 to give me a 2 under total, Halving the match with Chip. My only thought all day was "drag the wet mop" and what a beautiful thought it is. My first sub par round, and it couldn't have come at a better time. Without a doubt, the best ball striking round I have ever had.
Thanks Yoda.

Yoda's voice you heard, 8cork? High and squeaky it must have been!

A Jedi's strength flows from The Force. Your 'wet mop' you dragged, and The Force was with you. Hmmmm.