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Originally Posted by EdZ
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Why would you feel that way? I'm not trying to play games Lynn, I'm trying to learn.
[Bold and color by Yoda/Yoda.]
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Welcome, everybody, to
The EdZ Jumbled
Jeopardy Game. And now, here's our
host,
EdZ!
EdZ: Today's special guest is Yoda. Everybody ready? Here we go!
All right, Yoda, what category would you like?
Yoda: I'll take
The Golfing Machine.
EdZ: Ah, good choice there, Yoda. First question,
Flails
for $200,
What is the correct angle of the flail to the Ground at full
extension?
Yoda: Theoretically, 90 degrees, but in practice, it can vary.
EdZ (Pressing Red Wrong!
Buzzer):
AAANNNNNNHHH!!! Sorry, Yoda! That's
not the Flail I was talking
about. Mine is invisible and connects the shoulders with the Hands. Ready for
another question?
Yoda: I'll take
Low Points for $300.
EdZ: Another good choice!
True or False: The Low Point is always
under the ground.
Yoda: False. Depends on where you locate the Low Point at Fix.
EdZ (Pressing Red Wrong!
Buzzer):
AAANNNNNNHH!!!! Wrong again, Yoda, my man. I was talking about the Low
Point of
The Force, not of the
Club. Want to try again?
Yoda: <No response.>
EdZ: I said, Yoda, want to try again? How about 'Circles' for
$400?
EdZ's Assistant: Sorry, Mr. Z, but Yoda has left the building.
Said something about forgetting an appointment to get a root canal.
